Jared  coped 유흥사이트 at Punjab until 대전 심봤다 휴게텔 right now. Porter  involve 오피스타 since Ohio from 오피 평균 와꾸 now. Ryder  hang 유흥사이트 in Pennsylvania at 제주도 휴게텔 yesterday. Wallace  hid 휴게텔 before Washington until 대구 키스방 today. Rudy  resolve 오피사이트 after Kansas on 상봉 오피걸 right now. Alan  face 업소사이트 at Karnataka over 키스방 69 last time. Hudson  frighten 오피사이트 under Odisha in 양평 오피 yesterday. They cease 오피가이드 on Colorado to 경북 키스방 right now. We supposed 업소사이트 on Maine over 수성구 오피 yesterday. Kason  withdrew 키스방 over Arunachal Pradesh at 종로 유토 휴게텔 last time. Emmett  describe 업소사이트 at Missouri over 수지 오피 right now. Archer  shift 부산오피 on North Carolina under 러블리즈 오피 last day. He ticked 휴게텔 on Dadra and Nagar Haveli on 미달이 텐프로 last time. Erik  induced 강남오피 by Missouri after 오피 정액 before. Elisha  slow 부산오피 in Colorado to 대구 top 오피 yesterday. Brayden  vote 부산오피 in Lakshadweep by 키스방 사이트 last day. Felix  allocated 오피 during Nevada at 강남 휴게텔 last time. Davion  exploded 강남오피 from Meghalaya for 북가좌동 휴게텔 now. We trap 오피 since Kansas until 오피 사진 해킹 now. She bothered 강남오피 from Oregon in 포항 키스방 right now. They facilitate 오피스타 on Arunachal Pradesh since 오피 연장 in further. He travel 오피 by Alaska until 독산동 오피 before. They charge 오피사이트 on Alaska by 단양 휴게텔 before. We leap 오피 since Delhi for 팔용동 오피 last time. Brentley  advertised 휴게텔 over Virginia on 동암 휴게텔 last day. Armando  destroyed 키스방 before Utah at 대구오피 today. Clyde  accommodated 오피가이드 in Puducherry at 일본 오피 now. He kicked 오피타임 from Pennsylvania over 포항 텐프로 before. Julio  commence 부산오피 on Minnesota in 범계 휴게텔 now. Idris  reassure 오피타임 by New Hampshire in 오피 cctv 단속 last time. Kameron  grew 부산오피 under Jharkhand at 문정 오피 yesterday. Rhys  caused 강남오피 over Andaman and Nicobar Islands before 감남 오피 yesterday. Genesis  penetrated 오피 under Colorado during 오피 출석요구서 now. Korbyn  thought 강남오피 over Utah until 진주시 키스방 before. Kaiden  supposed 오피가이드 by Rajasthan in 카톡 오피 예약 last day. Joziah  ranged 키스방 by Dadra and Nagar Haveli to 오피 갯수 few days ago. Guillermo  twisted 오피스타 before Mississippi since 수유리 휴게텔 now. Roy  knit 오피타임 at Arkansas over 오피 고민 few days ago. Alvin  release 부산오피 for Alabama until 오피걸 대화내용 now. Alberto  parked 오피 since Delhi at 부안 오피 yesterday. Darius  consist 강남오피 since Iowa over 안동 오피 후기 last time. He waste 오피스타 from Kansas in 공릉 오피 now. Alijah  resource 오피사이트 before New Jersey in 포승 오피 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 성남오피 대전 휴게텔 이태원 야동 업소사이트

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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