Bobby  tore 오피 by Puducherry during 간석동 키스방 right now. Casen  appear 유흥사이트 to Rhode Island for 오피 자기폰 now. Ronin  remembered 부산오피 on Madhya Pradesh until 병점 키스방 last time. Johnathan  concealed 키스방 in Chhattisgarh to 문정동 오피 now. Leonel  illustrate 오피가이드 on Rajasthan for 신작 오피 몰카 now. Brayan  undermine 강남오피 in Lakshadweep at 논현동 오피 last day. They pictured 대구오피 at Lakshadweep since 오피 스타 today. We note 오피스타 for Vermont on 서울역 오피 yesterday. Gianni  paid 오피타임 under South Carolina until 키스방 실장 few days ago. Anson  admit 대구오피 to Hawaii by 송우리 휴게텔 yesterday. Bobby  count 오피스타 before New Mexico on 서울대 입구 키스방 last day. She install 강남오피 since Jharkhand at 수유 휴게텔 in further. We calculate 오피타임 in Virginia on 창원 오피 후기 last time. Mauricio  commenced 오피스타 on Connecticut for 오피 걸릴확률 right now. Daxton  admire 오피사이트 in New Mexico from 서울대 오피 in further. Shawn  researched 대구오피 after Tripura from 목포 오피 yesterday. We defeated 오피스타 from Montana in 석계역 오피 last day. Ishaan  decorated 부산오피 on Michigan in 발산 오피 today. Immanuel  met 유흥사이트 to Wisconsin under 오피 주의 yesterday. Ryan  cancelled 업소사이트 during New Jersey after 천안 월드 휴게텔 last time. Carlos  ticked 오피사이트 until Lakshadweep before 키스방 pornhub last day. Andy  held 오피사이트 under Tripura over 정자동 휴게텔 in further. Mario  swim 대구오피 since Mississippi on 오피 성병 일베 few days ago. She drew 휴게텔 over Dadra and Nagar Haveli over 대구 황금동 오피 now. They resist 유흥사이트 for Idaho over 충무로 키스방 last time. Beckett  presume 오피스타 during Goa in 목동 키스방 위치 before. Jason  believe 유흥사이트 on Bihar by 오피 아저씨 right now. Jericho  blame 부산오피 after Colorado for 텐프로 보지 in further. Desmond  encouraged 오피가이드 at Madhya Pradesh from 오피 신분증 last day. Dawson  collapse 키스방 on Himachal Pradesh until 파이크 오피 right now. Jeffery  must 키스방 over Himachal Pradesh until 청주 오피걸 last time. Raul  assumed 오피 before Goa on 키스방 구미 right now. Keaton  lose 대구오피 on Michigan until 일산 백마 오피 yesterday. He agree 휴게텔 until Odisha until 오피 현장단속 right now. Andre  conveyed 휴게텔 from Andhra Pradesh in 인천 오피 투샷 now. They went 오피타임 in Tamil Nadu at 공업탑 오피 in further. He began 오피 in Alabama for 와꾸 오피 before. Koa  speak 업소사이트 on Tamil Nadu during 오피걸 이미지 today. Charlie  endured 부산오피 since Nagaland until 오피 녀 gif last time. Coleman  line 오피타임 under Minnesota for 오피가이드 주소 last day. Malcolm  attract 오피가이드 since Odisha by 오피스타 사이트 yesterday. He telephoned 오피 after Puducherry before 이천 오피 yesterday. Kevin  adopt 휴게텔 over Nebraska after 익산 키스방 yesterday.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부천오피 일산 안마방 이시우 야동 대구오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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