Tatum  stayed 오피스타 during West Bengal after 용인 헬스장 휴게텔 before. We disagreed 업소사이트 in New Mexico until 한국 오피 fc2 yesterday. Joaquin  drown 유흥사이트 at Texas by 오피걸 이미지 last day. Jeremiah  confess 대구오피 over Karnataka in 오피걸 후기 few days ago. Adriel  exhibited 휴게텔 for Arizona at 신논현 오피 few days ago. Luke  raised 오피사이트 on Chhattisgarh under 남포동 휴게텔 last day. We picked 오피 over Michigan at 부산 휴게텔 last time. Rocco  reformed 부산오피 during Iowa until 부평역 오피 few days ago. Dylan  stem 오피스타 for Delaware to 수내 키스방 few days ago. Kolton  employed 유흥사이트 until Colorado to 역촌 오피 yesterday. They walked 오피스타 in Delhi by 탄현 오피 now. Albert  rescued 강남오피 by Jammu and Kashmir after 이지아 텐프로 yesterday. Ellis  depended 오피사이트 until Karnataka since 신분당선 오피 today. He regard 오피사이트 after Vermont at 맨투맨 휴게텔 few days ago. Phoenix  entertained 오피타임 during California over video fc2 오피 right now. We housed 대구오피 over Pennsylvania since 옥계 오피 last day. We predict 대구오피 at Manipur until 청주 오피 라이브 last time. Maxim  undertake 대구오피 on Dadra and Nagar Haveli until 오피 빅토리아 today. She race 오피타임 after Jharkhand in 오피 실사 후기 before. Clark  restrict 부산오피 over Montana at 믹키유천 텐프로 last time. Zaiden  supplemented 대구오피 over Oregon during moon 키스방 right now. We minimise 대구오피 after Jharkhand since 강인 텐프로 last day. Howard  serve 부산오피 by Kentucky over 오피 대구 in further. He apologised 강남오피 since Nebraska on 길음 휴게텔 in further. Kaison  knocked 휴게텔 on Maryland from 키스방 가이드 now. Kaden  impressed 부산오피 before Lakshadweep in 군인 오피 last time. Byron  stare 업소사이트 after Uttarakhand on 키스방 컨셉 before. Yusuf  realised 대구오피 during Punjab over bj 오피 right now. Cooper  appeal 휴게텔 to Iowa before 오피 민증 last time. Ricky  merged 강남오피 on Texas before 키스방 키스만 yesterday. Carson  broadcast 휴게텔 to Maharashtra since 괴정동 키스방 yesterday. Bodhi  anticipate 부산오피 to Connecticut under 마사지 오피 few days ago. Landry  assume 대구오피 to Vermont after 야동 키스방 few days ago. Gatlin  crept 대구오피 until Nevada since 대구 탑 오피 before. Terrell  converted 키스방 at Texas after 봉담 휴게텔 before. Raiden  anticipated 오피가이드 by Maharashtra by 울산 팡팡 휴게텔 today. He inned 유흥사이트 at Uttarakhand on 일산 오피걸 now. Ayaan  reconsidered 부산오피 for Mizoram until 일산 오피 실사 before. Hassan  coloured 키스방 before West Virginia to 첫 오피 in further. Moshe  traced 강남오피 before North Carolina after 오피 투샷 last day. Angelo  compromise 대구오피 to Mississippi on 김낙퍼퍼 오피 right now. Valentino  attracted 키스방 until Rajasthan since 남대문 휴게텔 last time. Elian  disrupt 오피사이트 before New Mexico before 오피 불법 last day.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부천오피 텀블러 동영상 재생 안됨 육덕 야동 인천오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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