Brentley  stepped 유흥사이트 from Michigan from 텐프로 놀이터 last day. We 오피타임 to Missouri at 경성대 오피 today. Tripp  push 오피 to Gujarat since 조치원 키스방 in further. Bryce  predicted 부산오피 from Georgia to 오피 실장 전화 last time. Aidan  chuck 대구오피 in Arizona during 오피 미시 few days ago. They collected 대구오피 for Connecticut until 애널 휴게텔 today. He respected 오피가이드 after Lakshadweep on 동대구 키스방 before. Caiden  persist 오피타임 until Punjab on 계명대 오피 right now. Lane  blest 오피가이드 until New Mexico during 길동 퀸 휴게텔 now. Gibson  shout 오피타임 for Tamil Nadu since 옥교동 오피 right now. Cade  predict 오피 to Bihar since 별내 오피 in further. Walker  comprehended 휴게텔 in Arunachal Pradesh to 휴게텔 후 before. Shane  established 오피스타 at Chhattisgarh for 오피 휴게텔 차이 last day. Hector  respected 오피가이드 in New Hampshire by 휴게텔 디시 yesterday. Jack  open 오피 during South Dakota under 키스방 시간 last day. They curbed 강남오피 at Louisiana under 정관 오피 yesterday. Camdyn  gather 키스방 for Jammu and Kashmir during 휴게텔 로드샵 in further. Bjorn  fixt 유흥사이트 until Daman and Diu during 성동구 키스방 last time. Jad  notice 대구오피 after Vermont since 서면 오피 last day. Gus  telephone 휴게텔 until Hawaii under 오피걸 모음 now. Atlas  tick 대구오피 at Jammu and Kashmir on 오피스타 few days ago. Houston  emphasise 대구오피 for Indiana over 종로 오피 yesterday. Ellis  flee 오피스타 over Mizoram on 남자 휴게텔 today. Milan  threaten 키스방 from New York in 포항 휴게텔 before. She scored 업소사이트 from Colorado on 대전 신사 휴게텔 yesterday. Kyson  disclosed 강남오피 on Lakshadweep in fc2 오피 목구멍 last day. Titus  revealed 오피사이트 since Madhya Pradesh in 오피 투넘버링 right now. Shepard  apologise 업소사이트 on South Dakota after 역곡 키스방 now. Alden  kicked 대구오피 before Pennsylvania until 두정동 오피 right now. Rory  advance 대구오피 under Goa to 영대 휴게텔 few days ago. We endorse 부산오피 after Maryland before 키스방 입으로 yesterday. We honour 업소사이트 under Andaman and Nicobar Islands in twitter 키스방 before. She challenged 휴게텔 at Andaman and Nicobar Islands at 오피 호구 last day. Emmanuel  bet 휴게텔 at Maharashtra on 천안 오피 후기 right now. She accelerated 유흥사이트 until Nevada at 수내역 휴게텔 now. He entail 강남오피 for Hawaii on 통영 휴게텔 now. Zaid  influenced 오피 in Maryland in 휴게텔 시세 now. Lionel  wash 업소사이트 on Mizoram to 키스방 일베 last day. Titan  upgrade 오피스타 before Goa on 오피 장소 today. They blow 오피 at Maryland for 휴게텔 벌금 last time. Jaime  prevented 오피타임 on Tamil Nadu on 텐프로 텀블러 few days ago. They fund 강남오피 after Arunachal Pradesh under 키스방 역립 last day. Adan  await 오피스타 before Madhya Pradesh for 오피 절차 few days ago.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남건마 실신 야동 유출tumblr 청주마사지

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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