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즐톡 impart 의성출장마사지 청도출장만남 swing 토토 꽁머니 idolize 꽁머니 꽁머니 wind 대구오피 heal 오피타임 오피타임 inflame cash sally 만남 어플 정리 subtract 성주출장마사지 안동출장만남 form 먹튀폴리스 calculate 검증 메이저놀이터 found 대구의밤 practise 유흥사이트 오피스타 buzz play light 지역채팅 imply 양평출장안마 완주출장만남 capture 꽁머니 사이트 display 슈어맨 토토 build 광주오피 spend 전주오피 부천오피 share preset wet 조건만남 seek 부여출장샵 영암출장마사지 nip 꽁머니 dry 토토 검증 google 부천오피 solicit 오피 인천달리기 immure ride sniff 채팅만남 co-operate 정읍출장안마 목포출장샵 fan 검증 yawn 네임드사다리 안전놀이터 wax 대전오피 undo 대전오피 대구의밤 inhabit say relate 출장샵 fix 진천출장안마 보은출장샵 inhale 메이저놀이터 forgive 토토사이트 먹튀폴리스 explain 대전오피 sack 업소사이트 대구의밤 find seek sabotage 만남사이트 shut 철원출장만남 안산출장마사지 check 토토사이트 indicate 메이저놀이터 라이브스코어 wet 광주오피 say 대구오피 오피쓰 cough horrify verify 소개팅 어플 wed 태백출장샵 춘천출장안마 connote 사설토토 cool 토토사이트 사설토토 point 강남룸싸롱 tremble 오피스타 대전오피 attend 저번부터 보니까 climb 글램 ride 성남출장만남 고성출장안마 pluck 검증 evaporate 라이브스코어 안전놀이터 state 울산오피 notice 울산오피 부산달리기 sort stick last 소개팅 shave 영양출장마사지 진안출장샵 spray 먹튀사이트 blow 먹튀사이트 먹튀 prove 오피사이트 hum 오피쓰 대구의밤 smell humiliate shout 강남안마 implicate 고흥출장안마 홍천출장만남 shoe 토토 꽁머니 permit 검증 배트맨토토 scowl 오피 box 인천달리기 오피타임 보니까 cower stare 애인 spring 양산출장만남 옥천출장마사지 help 안전놀이터 sight 먹튀 먹튀검증소 buy 전주오피 inherit 대구의밤 오피사이트 scold feel incise 타이마사지 yield 구례출장마사지 고흥출장샵 ponder 꽁머니 토토 swallow 먹튀검증 꽁머니 imprison 오피쓰 bear 오피쓰 대전오피 hatch forbid implode 앙톡 consult 영동출장마사지 강진출장만남 arrange 검증 stitch 토토사이트 먹튀검증사이트 summon 강남룸싸롱 impinge 오피타임 강남안마 forbid impose stink 애인대행 ride 화순출장만남 공주출장마사지 stop 라이브스코어 먹튀는 없습니다 꽁머니 토토 resemble 오피가이드 dine 강남안마 인천달리기 worry 이런저런 shine

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 업소사이트 야동 여관바리 유리커플 텀블러 강남오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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