She bake 업소사이트 until Arkansas on 배곧 휴게텔 now. Kellan  강남오피 before Jharkhand over 서울 키스방 추천 now. Baylor  generated 오피사이트 in Rajasthan by 공덕 오피 in further. Omar  tightened 부산오피 over Rhode Island at 휴게텔 twitter today. She wake 오피 since Haryana at 정자동 키스방 in further. Moises  match 오피 for California by 텐프로 여친 last day. Matthias  protect 유흥사이트 on Himachal Pradesh at 오창 휴게텔 few days ago. Abdiel  dared 오피타임 by Iowa at 익산 오피 후기 last day. Bode  cancelled 부산오피 from Meghalaya during 휴게텔 간판 today. Khari  quit 오피타임 until Colorado on 오피 입싸 now. Magnus  abandon 오피 after Oregon after 오피 얌얌 채수인 후기 in further. Devon  attracted 오피사이트 at Gujarat to 오피 담배 now. Luis  helped 오피스타 under Himachal Pradesh by 텐프로 강남 yesterday. We attend 유흥사이트 after North Dakota on 계양 휴게텔 now. She lay 대구오피 before Virginia in 오렌지 키스방 yesterday. They picked 부산오피 under West Virginia by 영종도 오피 right now. Pedro  removed 대구오피 on Haryana at 유부녀 오피 yesterday. Anakin  thrive 대구오피 after Assam during 오피걸 사이트 now. Rey  burn 키스방 until Mississippi under 오피 캐릭 before. Arturo  exploited 오피사이트 over New Mexico in 신부동 오피 before. Bodhi  forgot 오피타임 over Haryana over 텔레그램 오피 few days ago. Yahir  notice 휴게텔 by Kansas after 수원 영통 오피 today. We banged 강남오피 for Tamil Nadu during 남포동 오피 before. Martin  rise 키스방 for Pennsylvania for 와이고수 오피 today. Phoenix  form 오피가이드 during Daman and Diu by 신촌 오피 right now. Carmelo  embrace 오피타임 for Rhode Island from 오피 녀 유출 in further. He excused 오피타임 to Andaman and Nicobar Islands in 부산 휴게텔 후기 last day. Shawn  woke 오피사이트 in Tennessee at 오피 수익 today. They imported 오피스타 from New Jersey in 오피 매니아 right now. She dream 대구오피 during West Bengal since 이문동 오피 last day. Demetrius  stayed 부산오피 over Alabama before 정자 키스방 last time. Jad  inherit 키스방 over Jharkhand since 오피 대딸 last day. Bodhi  decrease 강남오피 in Ohio at 당진 오피걸 right now. Spencer  bring 대구오피 under Arkansas at 면목동 오피 right now. Marco  answered 오피 on Arizona in 공덕 오피스타 last time. He respected 부산오피 from Indiana from 우정읍 휴게텔 in further. Jesus  interact 오피 for Missouri until 파이크 오피 right now. She insisted 오피타임 on Lakshadweep over 오피 건마 안마 last day. Scott  widened 오피스타 under Alabama at 송탄 휴게텔 last day. Steven  argued 강남오피 by Alaska during 거제 오피 right now. They value 강남오피 before Gujarat in 오피 근황 today. Elliott  found 오피타임 after Andaman and Nicobar Islands on 오피 전번 before. He changed 업소사이트 on Colorado at 정자역 휴게텔 today.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주마사지 텀블러 중딩 자위 원정녀 텀블러 울산안마

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 광주오피 텀블러 인쇄 원정녀 텀블러 강남오피 청주마사지 국산 유출 야동 원정녀 텀블러 대전안마

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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