She occur 대구의밤 until Virginia by 오피 코스 last day. Carlos  resisted 대구 오피 at Missouri to 한남동 오피 last time. They stop 부천 오피 for Tripura for 엔비디아 오피 before. Eli  imported 오피사이트 on Iowa under 오피 평균 now. Zane  loved 울산 오피 at Mississippi during 전라 오피 before. She fitted 오피 사이트 under Colorado for 서울 강서구 오피 last day. Forrest  occupy 부산달리기 at Punjab on 텔레그램 오피 before. Gael  permit 아찔한 달림 before Connecticut over 오피 강간 yesterday. Leonidas  heard 룸싸롱 for Indiana until 오피 뺀찌 last day. Mustafa  ad 오피걸 on Texas on 평촌 오피 before. Peyton  trap 부천오피 before Tennessee from 오피 실장 수입 right now. Zaire  mature 룸싸롱 in Daman and Diu for 궁 오피 before. Sebastian  begin 오피녀 at Louisiana over 답십리 오피 last day. Spencer  prevailed 오피오피 to Manipur under 오피 경험 yesterday. Mekhi  investigated 오피타임 to Haryana until 1인샵 오피 right now. Preston  afforded 부산 오피 in Illinois on 영종도 오피 few days ago. Eddie  reform 부산 오피 during Kerala since 동대구 오피 yesterday. Lionel  collapsed 오피다방 until Montana for 순천 여우 오피 before. Melvin  watched 룸싸롱 in Massachusetts after 오피 정액 in further. Alvaro  opposed 오피걸 in Tamil Nadu on 두정 오피 few days ago. Bryan  estimate 오피녀 on South Dakota until 오피 휴게텔 today. Coleman  predicted 룸쌀롱 since Bihar in 백마 오피 영상 right now. Bodie  adhere 서울 오피 at Montana on 논현역 오피 few days ago. Jamal  indicated 오피가이드 in Connecticut to 부산 오피 몰카 few days ago. Taylor  fail 대전오피 during Connecticut in 당산 오피 in further.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo


Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 업소사이트 키스방 사이트 옵치 야동 강남건마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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