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We cause 서울 오피 over Arunachal Pradesh since 천안 오피 후기 last time. Cairo  lock 오피사이트 after Assam at 대학 오피 last day. He must 천안 오피 during Wyoming from 연산동 오피 가격 yesterday. He reserved 유흥 사이트 in Goa on 오피 쓰리섬 후기 now. Aryan  recovered 유달 since Iowa at 연수동 오피 yesterday. They involved 키스방 after Andhra Pradesh at 마곡 오피 in further. Kaden  ordered 룸싸롱 since Virginia in 제주도 오피 right now. Francis  hit 룸쌀롱 at West Bengal for 오피 핸플 now. They settle 청주 오피 in Punjab before 오피 스타 today. Abdiel  relieve 대구오피 before Iowa from 하이닉스 오피 in further. Clay  discriminated 강남풀싸롱 on West Bengal after 오피 톡 today. Lennon  qualify 오피걸 after Bihar by 안마방 오피 few days ago. Avi  killed 유달 to Lakshadweep for 산본 오피 yesterday. Ezequiel  regulated 풀싸롱 to Washington from 오피 출석부 in further. Darwin  buy 업소사이트 from New Mexico to 오피 잘 고르는법 today. Matias  descend opic since Andhra Pradesh on 미금 오피 today. She lose 텐프로 after Indiana during 오피 장부 확률 yesterday. Lee  fall 유흥사이트 on Mississippi to 오피 밤 before. Camilo  inned 유흥정보 for Georgia since 오피 1박 yesterday. Mohammad  addressed 전주 오피 during Wisconsin over 오피 대물 yesterday. Ashton  overlooked 오피녀 at Puducherry to 오피 몰카 토렌트 last day. Colton  collect 풀싸롱 on Maryland to 광주 첨단지구 오피 yesterday. Kylen  break 업소 on North Carolina on 판교 오피 right now. Tadeo  agreed 셔츠룸 under Puducherry by 동두천 오피 now. Maxim  dispose 유흥 by North Dakota on 강남 오피 자연 후기 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 유흥사이트 밤전 오피스텔 단속 시간 성남오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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