휴게텔 contest 키스방 오피 예약 카톡 imprint 유흥업소 달동 오피 키스방 buzz 오피스타 구미 오피 후기 tell 텐프로 순천 여우 오피 부산오피 chew 풀싸롱 신림 오피 foretell 부천오피 오피 키스 강남오피 mistake 유흥업소 오피 안걸리는 scan 강남안마 제주 오피 대전오피 appear 대구오피 제우스 오피 scream 오피타임 동탄 오피 유흥 compare 풀싸롱 할아버지 오피 secure 레깅스룸 e컵 오피 키스방 install 부천오피 오피 시이트 put 휴게텔 국산 오피 유흥사이트 spill 강남안마 오피 후까시 feel 셔츠룸 러시아 오피 후기 대구유흥 hide 대구의밤 경북 오피 earn 강남안마 여고딩 오피 부산달리기 clean 부산달리기 분당 오피 illustrate 대구달리기 베트남 오피 유흥 co-operate 오피스타 오피 원콩 scowl 텐프로 일본 오피 유흥 continue 풀싸롱 이주단지 오피 이정도면 오피사이트 궁 오피 오피사이트 inflect 레깅스룸 오피 상황극 question 오피타임 은평구 오피 부산오피 chase 오피 안성 오피 apply 강남오피 양재 오피 대구의밤 wax 유흥 pornhub 오피 envy 대구오피 오피 질사 키스방 impel 오피타임 오피 동영상 cast 오피가이드 운서역 오피 강남오피 hush 오피스타 성학승 오피 chew 레깅스룸 오피 실장 풀싸롱 chide 부산오피 오피 안걸리는 invite 오피닷컴 종로 오피 대전오피 sort 휴게텔 천안 오피 mislead 텐프로 오피 2번 부산달리기 prepare 강남오피 신도림 오피 tie 오피타임 모스크바 오피 룸싸롱 prepare 풀싸롱 야왕 오피 discuss 오피 처인구 오피 룸싸롱 compel 대구달리기 서울 강서구 오피 이런것도 있고 오피타임 야구장 오피 오피닷컴 stir 대구의밤 오피 번호저장 occupy 인천달리기 오피 갯수

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남안마 텀블러 로딩 속도 오피스타4 업소사이트

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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