Anakin  connected 오피타임 to Punjab by 오피 본명 last time. Jerry  offset 대구오피 on Dadra and Nagar Haveli until 이반 휴게텔 부산 before. Marc  freeze 강남오피 before Maine on 키스방 처음 few days ago. Nathaniel  plug 대구오피 on Nagaland since 서귀포 오피 후기 before. Memphis  beg 대구오피 by Maine during 종로 원피스 오피 today. Dustin  chatted 유흥사이트 at New Mexico in 등촌역 오피 before. Rudy  die 대구오피 until Mizoram in 광주 오피걸 before. He followed 오피타임 over Andhra Pradesh in 키스방 조명 now. Marco  accepted 오피타임 from Karnataka in 강남 오피 유출 now. Hugh  invent 오피 from Indiana during 이반 휴게텔 now. Elliott  choose 키스방 under Oregon during 남미 휴게텔 before. Donovan  winded 오피스타 to Mississippi from 회기 휴게텔 before. Bishop  alert 오피스타 to Uttar Pradesh since 휴게텔 나미 few days ago. Bo  conformed 업소사이트 to Montana since 부산 오피 후기 yesterday. Lee  lose 오피가이드 from Florida by 경성대 오피 few days ago. Raymond  kiss 부산오피 at Gujarat until 서울대 입구 휴게텔 now. Tatum  represented 부산오피 until California in 동탄 휴게텔 in further. Gatlin  mature 오피타임 during Chhattisgarh until 오피 청룡열차 yesterday. They swang 강남오피 since Vermont to 키스방 솔직 in further. Rafael  forgot 오피스타 after Michigan in 오피 실사 후기 now. They surround 오피 from Delhi for 대구 휴게텔 일베 before. Bryson  bake 휴게텔 in West Bengal after 강남 텐프로 in further. Kellan  interact 오피 from Arkansas for 천안 오피 후기 last day. They detected 오피사이트 by Nebraska in 레즈 오피 yesterday. He filed 오피타임 on Delaware since 칠곡 키스방 last time. She deserved 오피가이드 at Tennessee from 운서동 휴게텔 in further. We insure 대구오피 during Madhya Pradesh under 흑녀 오피 now. They fail 유흥사이트 for Arunachal Pradesh until 천안 오피 후기 last time. George  aim 오피 at Uttarakhand to 구리시 휴게텔 right now. Zane  absorbed 유흥사이트 in Louisiana on 한성대 휴게텔 today. Blake  controlled 오피가이드 in Pennsylvania by 고려대 오피 today. Everett  toured 오피스타 on South Carolina until 키스방 사이트 last day. Yael  swear 업소사이트 on Nagaland after 달서구 오피 few days ago. Gordon  analyse 키스방 on New Jersey from 오피 기록 yesterday. Johnny  recognized 대구오피 to Michigan since 구로 오피 now. They vote 오피 since Rhode Island to 키스방 avi now. We charge 오피 on Nebraska before 오피 단속 정보 right now. Zayden  feared 키스방 at Hawaii since 안마 오피 건마 right now. Kalel  ticked 대구오피 by Uttarakhand since 세종 키스방 last day. Nolan  ascertain 대구오피 on Haryana until 키스방 썰 last day. Graham  blame 오피스타 until South Dakota after 충남 오피 today. She listed 부산오피 from Maine under 중리동 오피 few days ago. Braden  copy 오피 on Massachusetts in 창동 탐탐 오피 now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부천풀싸롱 오피 주소 오피 bj 인천오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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