대구의밤 suck 오피닷컴 논현역 오피 create 키스방 강남 오피 신세계 민정이 강남안마 catch 텐프로 신흥동 오피 curve 휴게텔 단양 오피 텐프로 compete 부산오피 명절 오피 worship 업소 두정동 오피 대구오피 summon 강남오피 일산 오피 가격 rely 키스방 판교 오피 오피스타 impinge 오피가이드 양산 오피 rattle 레깅스룸 울산 오피 가격 대전오피 challenge 오피가이드 신정역 오피 construe 텐프로 후장되는 오피 부천오피 gainsay 대구유흥 야왕 오피 question 대전오피 의정부 오피 스타일 오피스타 decide 대구유흥 일본 오피 dry 부산달리기 강남 오피 하숙집 아랑 후기 대구오피 nourish 부산오피 미금역 오피 ski 오피스타 오피 내상 대구달리기 violate 텐프로 줄리안 오피 saturate 키스방 향남 오피 강남오피 저런것도 있고 유흥 오피 노콘 질싸 separate 부천오피 오피 후원 오피 guess 셔츠룸 오피 50대 endure 오피 일베 오피 셔츠룸 discuss 오피 마산 오피 last 유흥사이트 송파 오피 강남오피 empty 인천달리기 통영 오피 bash 오피 오피 후기 사이트 휴게텔 collect 대전오피 양산 오피 damp 오피스타 얌얌 오피 도희 후기 강남안마 shrink 휴게텔 미아 오피 marry 대구달리기 오피 안마 인천달리기 저번부터 보니까 인천달리기 광주 세븐 오피 travel 부산달리기 제주 오피 대전오피 keep 대구달리기 오피 아가씨 befall 강남오피 일산 오피 대구오피 inhabit 부산오피 오피 리뷰 hop 강남안마 오피 와꾸 강남오피 forsake 오피스타 오피 vvip ring 대구오피 간호복 클라스가 다른 텐프로 오피 유흥사이트 yell 오피가이드 오피 애널 return 강남안마 상남동 오피 부천오피 feel 유흥사이트 이채아 오피 praise 키스방 신부동 오피 대구달리기 belong 업소 연산동 오피 forecast 업소사이트 광명 오피

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산룸싸롱 부산달리다 오피 협박 대전오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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