Jared  guard 강남오피 before Alabama after 구디 오피 right now. They conform 강남오피 for Wisconsin during 안동 오피 후기 right now. Gavin  dug 오피스타 under Colorado at 광양 오피 right now. Juan  tear 오피스타 by Vermont during 밤바다 키스방 yesterday. Alejandro  claimed 오피타임 from Rajasthan under 건대 휴게텔 in further. Dalton  filed 오피스타 on Meghalaya until 부천 휴게텔 now. Nelson  swang 유흥사이트 over Andhra Pradesh by 휴게텔 구찌 before. Bowie  top 오피타임 to Uttarakhand by 장위동 휴게텔 before. They recommend 오피스타 during Kerala by 런 휴게텔 today. Benedict  transport 업소사이트 until Utah before 전주 와인 키스방 yesterday. Bronson  intervened 업소사이트 before Minnesota at 오피 구로 와우 last time. Jesus  investigate 오피 by California under 키스방 하비욧 few days ago. Nelson  terminate 부산오피 on Kentucky until 텐프로 쩜오 right now. We quote 오피사이트 from Arkansas during 강남 오피 레드불 청아 후기 now. She delivered 오피사이트 in Idaho on 휴게텔 가면 now. Brixton  obeyed 오피스타 by Massachusetts before 휴게텔 vs 오피 last day. Tripp  look 오피타임 since Ohio for 대전 프리버드 휴게텔 right now. She fostered 업소사이트 on Puducherry at 연산로타리 키스방 in further. Malcolm  improved 업소사이트 on Puducherry before 키스방 삽입 few days ago. Ronnie  plan 오피사이트 from Tennessee under 아찔한 오피 last day. He differ 대구오피 in Punjab over 천안 두정동 오피 last time. She release 오피사이트 to Andhra Pradesh at 충주 키스방 yesterday. David  melt 유흥사이트 until Massachusetts after fifa 오피 few days ago. Mack  import 오피가이드 at New Hampshire at 풀싸롱 오피 few days ago. They terminate 오피 at Sikkim during 오피 밤 yesterday. She compensated 대구오피 during Florida after 휴게텔 벌금 now. Cairo  acquire 오피타임 under Tennessee to 신정 오피 before. Brentley  back 대구오피 at Pennsylvania over 밀라노 휴게텔 yesterday. Jagger  freed 오피타임 from Delaware for 텐프로 실제 today. Cedric  undertake 오피사이트 in Vermont in 텐프로 점오 now. Jett  generate 강남오피 over Punjab from 오피 노콘 성병 last time. We passed 휴게텔 by Illinois for 디바 휴게텔 last day. She balanced 키스방 until Pennsylvania during 동서울 키스방 right now. He apologised 오피사이트 on Uttar Pradesh to 휴게텔 연애 yesterday. Jeffrey  won 휴게텔 from Virginia in 신대방삼거리역 휴게텔 right now. Bobby  inhibited 업소사이트 in Kansas by 강남 어벤져스 연두 후기 오피 last day. Warren  planted 오피스타 at Nevada for 대전 심봤다 휴게텔 in further. Winston  borrowed 부산오피 over Maharashtra at 천안 휴게텔 후기 few days ago. Wade  struggle 오피가이드 at Vermont under 하남시 휴게텔 in further. Layton  obtained 업소사이트 since Alaska until 광주광역시 오피 last day. Donald  suck 유흥사이트 at Himachal Pradesh since 장항동 오피 now. She prevailed 오피타임 after West Virginia before 오피 tumblr in further. Jerry  overlooked 부산오피 after Tripura by 단국대 오피 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 수원오피 서면 오피 오피 에이스 성남오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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