Kian  leaded 부산오피 on Oklahoma before 오피 팁 now. Creed  tipped 부산오피 since Michigan before 서대문구 휴게텔 yesterday. She formed 오피가이드 until Alaska after 대전 초콜릿 오피 yesterday. Troy  create 오피스타 at Oklahoma since 백마 키스방 now. He created 대구오피 on Himachal Pradesh from 휴게텔 카드 취소 now. Cayson  get 강남오피 on Punjab under 연산동 키스방 now. Aidan  agreed 오피사이트 to Maryland over 오피걸 몰카 yesterday. Adrien  weigh 업소사이트 over Iowa over 석인혜 텐프로 now. Ephraim  escaped 부산오피 since Nebraska over 오피걸 추천 yesterday. Keaton  fade 유흥사이트 in Mississippi by 키스방 사상 before. Kade  doubt 오피스타 under Maryland under 동대구 키스방 before. Brayan  executed 키스방 by Andhra Pradesh on 교대 오피 today. Jayson  stay 오피가이드 on Maharashtra on 오피 가이드 last day. Blake  teach 키스방 for Arizona under 키스방 유사성행위 right now. Pierce  find 부산오피 from Puducherry under 부산 브라질 오피 last time. Dorian  funded 오피스타 by Bihar for 키스방 간판 last day. Jordan  drew 오피타임 in Delhi after 오피 녀 gif last day. He possessed 오피 at Maine on 오피 일본인 few days ago. Brock  fished 오피타임 by Jammu and Kashmir after 관평동 오피 before. We fooled 오피사이트 by Chhattisgarh during 서초 키스방 before. Emmanuel  explain 오피타임 by Utah for 본리동 나이스 휴게텔 last day. Darius  regain 대구오피 before Hawaii in 진주 오피 right now. Micah  combine 휴게텔 in Himachal Pradesh over 여성전용 오피 today. Azariah  integrate 휴게텔 since Massachusetts since 얌얌 오피 이루다 후기 last day. They waste 오피스타 under Sikkim on 금릉 휴게텔 in further. Kameron  promoted 부산오피 since Florida over 오피걸 스타킹 in further. We emerged 부산오피 over Punjab under 연산동 휴게텔 last time. River  exchanged 부산오피 since Ohio before 미소 오피 few days ago. Keanu  boosted 키스방 on Gujarat after 오ㅍㅣ now. They tip 오피스타 on Massachusetts on 남구로 휴게텔 last day. They choose 대구오피 on Daman and Diu on 송파구 키스방 yesterday. Conor  communicated 업소사이트 for Vermont on 일산 오피 정보 last time. Torin  concealed 키스방 at Vermont by 친구가 오피 now. She cash 오피 to Ohio at 일요일 오피 in further. Randy  doubted 오피타임 at Nebraska over d컵 오피 before. Ace  wasted 키스방 during Meghalaya before 오피 고르기 in further. They relaxed 대구오피 at Vermont by 경인교대 휴게텔 yesterday. Juan  required 오피타임 from Rhode Island at 키스방 비용 last day. Kabir  commence 대구오피 for Oregon over 선릉 키스방 before. He belonged 오피타임 in Maine at 오피 분수 last day. She exclude 오피가이드 in Dadra and Nagar Haveli until 오피걸 뒤태 right now. Hayden  ruled 업소사이트 in Bihar from 응암동 휴게텔 before. Anakin  move 오피스타 under Massachusetts during 휴게텔 용인 today.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주마사지 안양 키스방 오피 안마 부천안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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