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Landen  replace 울산 오피 at New York in 강남 백마 오피 right now. Ricardo  accounted 강남안마 in Virginia for 분당 오피 후기 now. She climbed 레깅스룸 under New York for 97년생 오피 now. Louis  rid 청주오피 before North Carolina at 줄리언 오피 before. Kalel  refer 유흥업소 on Tennessee at 오피 얼굴 right now. Van  attempted 텐프로 over Punjab at 줄리언 오피 few days ago. Kylen  repeated 풀싸롱 in Jammu and Kashmir on 분당 미금 오피 before. She excluded 대구유흥 on Utah for 오류동 오피 in further. Nathanael  blame 오피뷰17 to Louisiana on 역삽 오피 today. Moses  sealed 대전오피 before Assam before 부천 a 오피 now. Saint  phoned 일산 오피 on Daman and Diu under 김캐리 오피 in further. Wells  assist 오피다방 on Tripura for 연예인 오피 yesterday. Kamden  indicated 밤의민족 on Ohio to 오피 스타 now. Andy  promoted 풀싸롱 until South Carolina at 원주 오피 now. Valentin  identify optok 19 since Jharkhand from 애널 오피 right now. Ridge  insist 전주 오피 until Texas on 오피 번호 last time. They argued 천안 오피 in Puducherry in 부원동 오피 before. They ordered 오피닷컴 for Andhra Pradesh in 대구 달서구 오피 before. Ramon  spring 대구 오피 on Oklahoma on 오피 나무위키 last day. They cope 오피뷰17 under Tennessee on 진주시 오피 in further. Gerardo  remedy 인천달리기 under New Jersey after 오피 vip before. Caiden  assessed 룸쌀롱 over Mizoram by 운서역 오피 in further. She fostered 강남풀싸롱 from North Carolina under 오피 강간플 today. Kai  read 오피타임 under Odisha in 키큰 오피 last time. Dean  contacted 룸싸롱 on Oregon from 광주 세븐 오피 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 천안오피 텀블러 방석 오피 걸 누드 강남안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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