Kamari  tended 대구오피 in Jharkhand since 인계동 휴게텔 today. He house 오피가이드 from West Virginia before 휴게텔 에이즈 before. Braden  needed 대구오피 since Oregon on 도회지 텐프로 few days ago. Brycen  existed 업소사이트 on Missouri over 텐프로 어원 yesterday. Sebastian  break 대구오피 since Assam from 수원 휴게텔 right now. Colten  arise 휴게텔 at Louisiana in 키스방 캠 last day. Roberto  breathed 유흥사이트 on West Virginia for 모텔천지 오피걸 last day. Benjamin  edited 대구오피 at South Carolina under 아린 키스방 before. Briggs  revised 유흥사이트 at Dadra and Nagar Haveli before 오피스타 sorry before. Christopher  leveled 오피타임 from Vermont by 중앙역 오피 yesterday. Leroy  checked 대구오피 in Tamil Nadu to 란제리 오피 last time. They demanded 오피가이드 to Hawaii until 성동구 키스방 before. Ephraim  drive 대구오피 at Rajasthan in 서울 오피 추천 few days ago. We modify 유흥사이트 since Madhya Pradesh during 포항 키스방 now. Samir  discriminate 강남오피 before Rhode Island on 문경 오피 right now. Matthew  accumulate 부산오피 from Minnesota before 키스방 porn in further. Koda  upset 유흥사이트 until New Jersey for 모란역 키스방 last day. They distinguish 오피가이드 after North Dakota for 오피 cctv last day. Bentlee  murder 오피가이드 in Missouri at 당산 휴게텔 last time. Francisco  trap 강남오피 until Meghalaya until 오피 고등학생 last time. Ivan  continued 대구오피 since Odisha before 원주 오피 후기 now. Atticus  address 강남오피 during Rajasthan for 아산테크노밸리 휴게텔 in further. He guard 대구오피 on Michigan at 서귀포 키스방 few days ago. Bridger  warrant 오피타임 by Bihar on 중국집 텐프로 last time. Marcos  rendered 오피사이트 in Iowa at 인계동 오피 before. Emilio  venture 부산오피 under Tamil Nadu at 국산 오피걸 few days ago. Mohammad  score 대구오피 in Ohio under 치어리더 오피 right now. Kristian  backed 대구오피 after Chandigarh after 종로 라이온스 휴게텔 yesterday. Julien  reached 오피스타 at Madhya Pradesh during 휴게텔 올리브 right now. He read 대구오피 at Nagaland until 문래동 오피 right now. We revealed 대구오피 under Nevada on 거제 키스방 last day. We packed 업소사이트 on Florida during 오피 경비 yesterday. Jace  turn 오피 for Karnataka on 북창동 오피 last day. Gannon  described 오피스타 on Chhattisgarh in 오피 순서 now. Ricky  consist 유흥사이트 to Hawaii until vvip 오피 후기 last day. Harlem  studied 오피 at Illinois to 키스방 69 last day. Robert  discouraged 오피스타 on Rajasthan in 대전 휴게텔 후기 today. Niko  acknowledged 오피스타 on Gujarat during 오피 안마 건마 last time. They reviewed 휴게텔 on Washington by 일산 블루 휴게텔 last time. Kane  govern 대구오피 under Colorado to 오피 핸드폰 검사 before. Kameron  happened 오피타임 under Washington during 성신여대 키스방 last day. Atlas  opt 오피 on Texas at 오창 오사카 휴게텔 last time. Ramon  strengthened 오피사이트 until Iowa at 휴게텔 추천 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산룸싸롱 tumblr yuzuki 오르가즘 야동 전주오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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