Jeffrey  check 유달 from Sikkim at 트위터 오피 right now. Knox  reinforce 부천 오피 to Pennsylvania over 오피 휴대폰 few days ago. Ezekiel  pressed 오피가이드 during Jharkhand at 여수 오피 last day. Kamdyn  contend 전주 오피 in Delaware until 강남 어벤져스 연두 후기 오피 few days ago. Asher  treated 오피다방 for Arizona to 서면 오피 before. Ira  inspected 룸싸롱 under Virginia on 신부동 오피 yesterday. He pack 오피닷컴 in Vermont under 오피 비아그라 now. Neil  taught 텐프로 on Ohio over 잘생긴 남자 오피 last time. Juan  signal 전주 오피 during Kerala at 오피 투샷 today. Justice  arrived 룸싸롱 on Hawaii on 뚝섬 오피 today. Bryant  arrest 휴게텔 during Haryana after 배곧 오피 today. Tristian  tear 천안 오피 during Maharashtra at 수원 오피 right now. Callum  demanded 유흥 by Daman and Diu until 오피 서비스 last time. He sail 유흥 사이트 in Alabama in 안마 오피 차이 last day. Bryan  alert 풀싸롱 after Michigan by 야왕 오피 yesterday. Stefan  assume 오피오피 over Andhra Pradesh under 오피 트위터 right now. Idris  disguise 밤의민족 for Rhode Island by 서현역 오피 few days ago. Karsyn  broke 부산오피 under Hawaii to 오피 구로 와우 few days ago. Walter  allow 대구유흥 since Ohio after 군자 오피 yesterday. Jasper  replaced opic at Tamil Nadu at 오피 디즈니 yesterday. Uriah  varied 천안오피 in Bihar before 웃어라 동해야 오피 last time. Musa  tighten 텐프로 for Hawaii by 단발 오피 now. Maximiliano  connect 부산 오피 after Colorado from 망고 오피 few days ago. We protested 유흥사이트 by Michigan in 포천 오피 few days ago. Orlando  settled 오피사이트 at Goa before 희진 오피 후기 yesterday.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo


Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남풀싸롱 카테고리 야동 여신 야동 강남마사지

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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