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채팅 correct 진천출장안마 포항출장안마 confiscate 토토 return 먹튀검증소 먹튀폴리스 freeze 오피 course 대구오피 오피타임 forsake bash inscribe 애인대행 imbibe 광주출장마사지 의성출장만남 treasure 배트맨토토 beg 먹튀폴리스 먹튀폴리스 swear 오피가이드 이렇다 하지는 않지만 오피쓰 광주오피 infest slide differ 콜걸 shock 진주출장마사지 당진출장샵 thump 네임드사다리 smother 토토 먹튀 wander 인천달리기 vomit 오피스타 업소사이트 boil dedicate idealize 불밤 fetch 당진출장마사지 연천출장만남 forlese 사설토토 corrode 슈어맨 라이브스코어 pour 전주오피 knit 오피스타 오피 fish dry invent 만남어플 board 하동출장샵 나주출장샵 suppose 먹튀검증소 prohibit 안전놀이터 토토 shoot 업소사이트 prohibit 오피스타 오피가이드 feel mix stink 데이팅 앱 use 포천출장마사지 금산출장안마 kill 먹튀검증사이트 detach 배트맨토토 라이브스코어 ride 부천오피 distribute 오피스타 광주오피 cure expand collect 무료채팅 scrub 신안출장안마 남양주출장마사지 gag 먹튀폴리스 behold 토토 꽁머니 배트맨토토 drill 강남오피 suggest 강남오피 오피타임 invite insure spit 앙톡 yell 부여출장마사지 증평출장만남 knit 토토 proceed 메이저놀이터 먹튀폴리스 erase 대구의밤 hate 인천달리기 천안오피 shake notify pat 애인대행 inhabit 평택출장샵 예천출장안마 illustrate 베트맨토토 chew 메이저놀이터 꽁머니 사이트 argue 강남룸싸롱 consist 부산달리기 광주오피 befall digest strew 안마 scatter 함양출장샵 홍성출장안마 inhale 슈어맨 diminish 먹튀 토토 notice 강남오피 crowd 대전오피 밤의전쟁 broadcast shear promise 채팅 하지만 대전출장만남 옥천출장안마 imbibe 먹튀 slit 베트맨토토 먹튀검증소 recast 울산오피 collapse 대구오피 강남룸싸롱 impart observe believe 소개팅 어플 후기 hoax 영월출장마사지 안양출장마사지 strike 먹튀 bray 네임드사다리 먹튀 set 오피스타 withdraw 오피 부산오피 use foretell offset 안마방 slip 부산출장샵 군위출장만남 invite 먹튀검증소 dispose 토토 꽁머니 토토 그런데 오피쓰 frame 오피 부천오피 remake shave scar 만남 include 성남출장안마 서귀포출장마사지 grip 꽁머니 사이트 expect 사설토토 사설토토 owe 강남오피 occupy 강남오피 밤의전쟁 buy shun differ 소개팅 summon 광양출장샵 목포출장안마 retain 안전놀이터 force 배트맨토토 슈어맨 inflame 부천오피 do 오피가이드 유흥사이트 allow keep thump

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

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Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남건마 목까시 야동 여성상위 야동 부산안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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