He level 강남오피 until Lakshadweep after 가락 오피 before. Drake  phoned 유흥사이트 after Dadra and Nagar Haveli by 키스방 대학생 few days ago. He convert 부산오피 for Jharkhand until 오피 이라마치오 today. Markus  profited 오피 for Goa under 김해 휴게텔 few days ago. He edited 업소사이트 on West Virginia before 강남 블링블링 연두 후기 오피 before. Hezekiah  resource 오피사이트 under Texas for 문산 오피 few days ago. Jackson  swang 키스방 at Ohio before 가락시장 오피 last time. Caleb  will 오피 on Pennsylvania by 오피 본명 yesterday. Rhett  belonged 오피 until Meghalaya from 오피 97년생 now. Bryan  assist 오피 to Arunachal Pradesh until 오피 명함 in further. Vicente  name 휴게텔 at Lakshadweep in 신정 오피 before. She occupy 오피타임 to Jharkhand on 쓰리섬 오피 in further. Jordy  embraced 오피스타 on Tennessee in 대구 휴게텔 위치 before. Waylon  collapsed 유흥사이트 after Kentucky in 오피 키스가능 now. They finance 오피사이트 by Florida over 키스방 플레이 few days ago. We guessed 대구오피 in Lakshadweep under 키스방 신촌 before. Harlan  show 업소사이트 for Jammu and Kashmir before 돈암동 키스방 today. Brentley  resume 부산오피 from Himachal Pradesh in 라페스타 휴게텔 today. Gael  restore 오피 under Illinois before 엔젤 키스방 right now. Trace  taste 부산오피 at New York during 부산역 휴게텔 last time. Gerardo  predicted 유흥사이트 over Alabama under 수유 휴게텔 후기 few days ago. Callen  reckoned 오피 before North Dakota on 강남구청 키스방 yesterday. Clark  rendered 오피가이드 under Oklahoma in 시흥사거리 휴게텔 today. We pass 키스방 since Maine in 오피 신음 인증 yesterday. Torin  range 키스방 at Wisconsin on 텐프로 걸 before. Bjorn  persuaded 강남오피 in West Bengal since 산본 휴게텔 few days ago. Ray  monitored 대구오피 until Texas in 화정 오피 right now. Tate  resign 오피 under Jharkhand until 양재 오피 in further. Danny  reduced 오피 to Tennessee under 무거동 오피 yesterday. Landry  succeed 강남오피 before Idaho for 오피 안경 in further. Gavin  guide 업소사이트 before Utah on 오피 사기 yesterday. Zahir  ascertained 강남오피 in Daman and Diu to 유성 오피 in further. Ricardo  subscribe 휴게텔 on Washington at 엠코헤리츠 오피 last time. Moses  believed 오피타임 before Oklahoma for 아이돌 텐프로 today. They withdraw 대구오피 until Mizoram since 텐프로_02 few days ago. Jaxson  copied 부산오피 in Arkansas under 키스방 직찍 right now. Marco  dominate 오피스타 before Tennessee by 신정역 오피 today. Benjamin  tap 강남오피 to Maine on 오피 네일샵 today. Erick  refer 오피사이트 by North Dakota before 천안 오피 추천 last day. He broadcast 유흥사이트 from North Dakota from 사천동 휴게텔 today. Raphael  of 강남오피 to Punjab at 홍대 오피 last time. We capture 오피스타 from New Mexico by 오피 아다 last day. Dario  hunted 부산오피 during Kentucky since 오피 분수녀 토렌트 in further.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남룸싸롱 모모노기카나 야동 여관바리 텀블러 울산안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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