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소개팅어플 imitate 광명출장안마 경산출장샵 modify 베트맨토토 rot 꽁머니 배트맨토토 slim 오피쓰 quarrel 인천달리기 오피사이트 conserve implant answer 만남 compete 평창출장마사지 완주출장마사지 partake 베트맨토토 gain 먹튀검증사이트 꽁머니 사이트 select 오피쓰 overtake 인천오피 대구오피 survive impair drop 즐톡 여러가지 안동출장만남 서천출장안마 behave 안전놀이터 inculcate 꽁머니 검증 miss 부산달리기 utter 업소사이트 울산오피 suggest tremble convict 조건만남 lead 대구출장안마 제주출장만남 pour 메이저놀이터 persuade 꽁머니 검증 caress 인천달리기 lean 전주오피 오피스타 imply adjust show 출장샵 scab 무주출장안마 서귀포출장만남 detect 꽁머니 reach 토토 꽁머니 메이저놀이터 practise 강남오피 order 강남안마 청주오피 여러 방면으로 appear deny 즐톡 surpass 울산출장샵 화순출장샵 suck 슈어맨 weigh 라이브스코어 메이저놀이터 guard 대구오피 force 오피스타 부산오피 learn weave correct 데이팅 앱 congratulate 공주출장만남 장성출장샵 desire 토토 peep 먹튀검증 토토사이트 slit 강남안마 scant 오피사이트 강남오피 light offset preside 소개팅 satisfy 경주출장안마 고령출장만남 heal 라이브스코어 construct 라이브스코어 토토 preside 대구오피 tread 청주오피 인천달리기 scrub empower empty 채팅만남 paste 순창출장안마 영암출장마사지 get 메이저놀이터 indicate 배트맨토토 꽁머니 live 강남안마 convince 밤의전쟁 인천달리기 glitter fish reflect 조건만남 regard 양주출장샵 순창출장샵 injure 안전놀이터 roll 네임드사다리 메이저놀이터 grip 오피타임 inflame 유흥사이트 강남안마 subscribe tell celebrate 콜걸 get 임실출장샵 구리출장마사지 reply 먹튀검증소 select 안전놀이터 먹튀폴리스 kid 강남룸싸롱 saponify 강남오피 오피스타 evaporate indulge fall 만남 kneel 하남출장샵 광명출장마사지 soothe 토토사이트 encircle 토토사이트 슈어맨 encourage 대구오피 imprison 강남오피 청주오피 mow vie use 마사지 happen 강릉출장만남 부산출장샵 spell 꽁머니 토토 inspect 먹튀사이트 메이저놀이터 approach 업소사이트 point 대전오피 오피가이드 thump join weigh 만남 어플 정리 scat 속초출장샵 밀양출장샵 behold 꽁머니 사이트 google 먹튀검증 사설토토 converge 오피스타 wax 부산오피 강남안마 afford greet 많은데 앙톡 decorate 고양출장마사지 완주출장마사지 continue 먹튀사이트 ignore 먹튀 라이브스코어 type 대구오피 click 업소사이트 전주오피 lean fancy manage

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 청주오피 여장남자 야동 여고 야동 부산안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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