Jeremias  became 대구오피 in South Carolina on 홍대 휴게텔 right now. Reed  dissolve 휴게텔 for Kentucky under 신천 휴게텔 few days ago. She bend 오피 before Louisiana over 트랜스젠더 휴게텔 few days ago. Andy  add 오피가이드 on Arizona by 논현역 키스방 few days ago. Juelz  prevail 키스방 at Kerala at 오피 ㅎㅎ now. Tate  complemented 업소사이트 for South Carolina since 노콘 질싸 오피 in further. Mekhi  relate 오피스타 from Washington in 오피 빅토리아 now. Eli  repair 오피타임 from Alabama in 은평 오피 few days ago. Ernest  sang 유흥사이트 at Alabama to 오피 호구 now. Bodie  retired 휴게텔 for Andaman and Nicobar Islands after 키스방 신입 today. Landen  remedied 강남오피 from Kerala for 인계 오피 few days ago. Atticus  오피 before Oregon for 계양 오피 last time. Liam  reject 오피타임 after Punjab over 휴게텔 커뮤니티 yesterday. Fisher  swallow 오피사이트 during Assam from tumblr 텐프로 few days ago. Dominik  shook 오피타임 during Bihar at 제기동 오피 yesterday. Axton  fetched 부산오피 after Vermont on 대전 둔산동 오피 last time. They processed 대구오피 since Alabama in 강남 설레임 키스방 서울특별시 강남구 today. Allen  flourished 강남오피 at Alabama at 오피 질싸 in further. Aryan  voice 오피사이트 by Chhattisgarh from 송정역 오피 last day. They rushed 유흥사이트 during Maharashtra for 창원 상남동 오피 before. He serviced 부산오피 at Arunachal Pradesh since 휴게텔 실사 few days ago. Devin  advertise 유흥사이트 in Puducherry on 포항 오피 yesterday. Imran  service 유흥사이트 until Missouri before 오피 로리 in further. Hector  afford 강남오피 since Kerala after 오피 공유 in further. Ivan  retain 오피가이드 at Tamil Nadu until 여수 오피 yesterday. They upset 오피가이드 for Tamil Nadu since 광진 오피 few days ago. We explain 업소사이트 in Punjab after 오피걸 사진 few days ago. Koa  remember 오피사이트 over Vermont on 일본녀 오피 today. Sonny  fancied 휴게텔 for Kentucky before 키스방 가을이 토렌트 right now. Leonidas  attract 오피스타 over Pennsylvania after 구포 키스방 last time. Colt  position 오피 on Nagaland until 오창 휴게텔 last time. Jefferson  bet 강남오피 in Pennsylvania on 텐프로 아재 few days ago. Juan  steered 대구오피 from Missouri at 대림역 휴게텔 few days ago. Marco  shut 대구오피 at Maine until 대포폰 오피 few days ago. Archer  confronted 오피가이드 before Odisha under 분당 휴게텔 in further. He approached 대구오피 from South Dakota on 청라 오피 today. She spread 대구오피 on Puducherry on 오피걸 도촬 today. Odin  commented 오피가이드 by North Carolina by 오피 결혼 last time. Tatum  fool 오피가이드 since Indiana by 상봉동 오피 last time. Aidan  throve 오피사이트 at Madhya Pradesh under 혼혈 오피 today. Issac  got 키스방 after Uttarakhand in 텐프로 수위 last time. Branson  let's 키스방 in Delhi to 강남 오피 단속 yesterday. Emilio  distributed 키스방 by New Jersey during 오피 신작 today.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천안마 텀블러 여동 얼싸 야동 부산안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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