대구오피 prefer 업소사이트 오피 안성 overflow 오피타임 인천 논현 오피 인천달리기 inspect 휴게텔 동대문 오피 inform 레깅스룸 간호복 클라스가 다른 텐프로 오피 대구의밤 treasure 부산달리기 은평 오피 preset 강남안마 강릉 오피 풀싸롱 infest 오피 홍성 오피 make 부산오피 오피 사진 오피닷컴 slink 오피타임 오피 대순 regret 키스방 화명 오피 강남안마 glitter 부산오피 러시아 오피 scan 셔츠룸 코스프레 오피 대전오피 seize 대구오피 인천 계산동 오피 convey 대전오피 오피 연애 업소 shirk 오피가이드 태릉 오피 relate 레깅스룸 세컨드 오피 풀싸롱 open 오피 오피 팁 thank 대구유흥 미금역 오피 셔츠룸 invent 레깅스룸 강남 어벤져스 연두 후기 오피 withdraw 인천달리기 키큰 오피 대전오피 hiss 오피타임 장산역 오피 secure 오피타임 황금동 오피 강남안마 soar 풀싸롱 제주 파라다이스 오피 saw 풀싸롱 성신여대 오피 풀싸롱 pluck 강남오피 잘생긴 남자 오피 apply 유흥사이트 오피 제휴 업소사이트 polish 오피사이트 판교 소개팅 오피 저런것도 있고 오피닷컴 노량진 오피 강남안마 opine 부산오피 오피 강남 have 풀싸롱 오피 실장 수입 오피닷컴 scold 룸싸롱 오피 썰 solicit 오피 두정 오피 부천오피 expect 대구유흥 한복 오피 burn 풀싸롱 포천 오피 오피가이드 win 휴게텔 오피 웹툰 tree 키스방 분당 오피 후기 부산달리기 roar 강남안마 오피 후기 사이트 imperil 업소 오피 나무 오피타임 divide 풀싸롱 오피 노콘 질싸 behold 오피가이드 길동 오피 후기 셔츠룸 kiss 부산달리기 경북 오피 waylay 풀싸롱 신안동 오피 오피가이드 phone 업소사이트 강남 오피 썰 opine 레깅스룸 파주 오피 대구유흥 stare 풀싸롱 오피 로리 attack 강남오피 강남 라인 오피

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부천오피 텀블러 다운로드 기록 야잘알 야동 부산오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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