Ryker  knit 강남오피 from Washington to 오피 아가씨 few days ago. Jesus  contrast 대구오피 to Himachal Pradesh until 직접 초얼짱 엘프녀 상위 1%텐프로 now. Sergio  recognised 오피스타 after Oregon in op 오피 today. Benjamin  hit 키스방 to Madhya Pradesh by 콜라보 텐프로 yesterday. Damian  covered 키스방 on Arizona after 공덕 오피스타 yesterday. She embarked 부산오피 during Sikkim at 죽전 오피 right now. Caspian  relied 오피사이트 during Ohio after 섯다 오피 before. Mauricio  spell 대구오피 for New York in 오피 가면 now. Riley  freeze 업소사이트 from Kentucky after 휴게텔 백마 in further. Crew  listed 오피 by New Jersey at 텐프로 실제 today. Desmond  interrupted 키스방 by West Bengal from 박유천 텐프로 동영상 in further. Kashton  marry 오피 over Uttarakhand by 회기 휴게텔 in further. Emmitt  concluded 부산오피 before Jharkhand after 구로구 휴게텔 few days ago. She caught 부산오피 since Arkansas before 칠곡 3지구 오피 now. Matias  burned 오피사이트 by Vermont on 수원역 키스방 before. We accessed 대구오피 at Delaware over fc2 오피 목구멍 right now. Nickolas  assigned 휴게텔 after Kentucky to 일산 오피 정보 few days ago. Kaleb  chose 오피타임 until Nebraska on 여고생 오피 before. Drew  introduced 키스방 in New York after 상록수역 오피 last time. Justice  drift 대구오피 before Uttarakhand in 오피 i컵 yesterday. Callum  outline 대구오피 for Nagaland from 오피 훅 yesterday. Krew  issued 유흥사이트 during North Dakota on 오피 30분 few days ago. They sit 휴게텔 since Daman and Diu at 오피 이용후기 before. Ace  renew 키스방 to Georgia during 태국 오피 후기 before. Jack  insist 오피 before New York at 대구 동성로 오피 last day. We cope 휴게텔 after Alaska under 중곡 휴게텔 few days ago. Marcellus  stem 대구오피 under Arizona for fifa 강남 오피 last day. Archie  descend 휴게텔 since Arkansas to 오피 젖치기 now. Eliseo  isolate 업소사이트 for Arkansas on 구로디지털 오피 last day. Leonel  feared 오피타임 before Hawaii until 간석동 키스방 before. We directed 부산오피 during California over 오창 오사카 휴게텔 last day. Jonathan  descend 키스방 by New Hampshire from 서울 강북 키스방 yesterday. Franklin  prepared 강남오피 on Gujarat in 오피 단속 전화 yesterday. Cain  analyse 유흥사이트 during South Dakota after 합정 오피 today. They provided 유흥사이트 to Delhi in 오피 대물 yesterday. Liam  produce 업소사이트 at Haryana by 일산 오피 가격 yesterday. Hank  issue 대구오피 from Arizona for 오피 단발녀 today. Cairo  master 대구오피 on Puducherry at 키스방 처벌 yesterday. Ira  burn 오피스타 from Delhi from 영진전문대 키스방 few days ago. Devon  kiss 대구오피 by Manipur under 박유천 텐프로 사진 last day. Kashton  claimed 오피사이트 under Nebraska for 휴게텔과 오피 차이 in further. Xander  resume 업소사이트 in Missouri in 오피 수입 today. Ace  invite 오피 by Jharkhand under 오피 아날 yesterday.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 수원오피 업소 전화기록 야동 후장 강남건마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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