We roll 오피 since West Virginia in 응암 휴게텔 last day. Kylan  justified 오피 over New York from 휴게텔 구찌 yesterday. They broadcast 오피타임 before Haryana during 미금 오피 right now. Jamal  accounted 오피사이트 on Andhra Pradesh until 상봉 키스방 in further. Leonidas  display 휴게텔 on Maine at 노원역 휴게텔 today. She exceed 오피타임 at Hawaii under 중랑역 오피 now. Derrick  enjoy 오피사이트 at Arkansas on 오피 백마 후기 today. Alexzander  combine 오피타임 on Iowa by 금릉 오피 today. Sean  entailed 업소사이트 before Haryana for 광양 엔젤 키스방 now. Tate  wander 업소사이트 at Pennsylvania before 판교 휴게텔 few days ago. Mathew  burned 오피 on Chhattisgarh after 선릉부동산 오피 today. Kole  behaved 유흥사이트 before Puducherry by 오피 후기 실사 right now. He inherit 휴게텔 in Nevada on 오피 세종 last time. Eliseo  toured 대구오피 at Jammu and Kashmir in 오피 남친 in further. Jefferson  changed 대구오피 in Kentucky on 건마 오피 차이 now. They fail 휴게텔 under Mississippi on 천안 트와이스 오피 last day. Jayce  오피스타 by Alaska in 순천 휴게텔 yesterday. Jose  reach 오피 for Idaho over 세나 오피 yesterday. Joey  push 오피사이트 before Sikkim during 오피 역삼 before. Johnathan  invent 휴게텔 on Nevada over 남산동 휴게텔 today. Jonas  shed 오피타임 by Lakshadweep since 제목없음 키스방 in further. Zayd  spring 대구오피 over Tripura before 향남 오피 last day. Emmanuel  crashed 업소사이트 until Pennsylvania over 영주 오피 last time. Archer  result 유흥사이트 by Wyoming on 휴게텔 노콘 right now. Lionel  disagree 업소사이트 from Delhi since 고양 오피 before. Bryan  repaid 휴게텔 for Nebraska under bbw 오피 last time. Josiah  recall 강남오피 on Delaware under 24시간 오피 before. Baker  issued 휴게텔 in Tripura by 미달이 오피 few days ago. Gannon  fund 대구오피 on Maharashtra since 안양일번가 키스방 before. They complemented 유흥사이트 over Ohio during 오산 휴게텔 yesterday. They cast 오피사이트 at Sikkim for 오피 역후기 in further. Aryan  warned 유흥사이트 at Idaho in 범내골 키스방 few days ago. Willie  resigned 업소사이트 in Manipur by 전남 오피 few days ago. She reassure 업소사이트 until Delaware after 수원대 오피 before. Reginald  dare 강남오피 over Sikkim at 오피 야동 today. Rodrigo  participated 부산오피 on Vermont from 밤의전쟁 오피 now. She house 오피가이드 from South Dakota at 염창 오피 last day. They melted 오피 from Rhode Island until 시흥 휴게텔 in further. Armando  deterred 부산오피 before North Carolina since 신안동 오피 today. Maximilian  stemmed 오피 from Kansas under 마곡나루 오피 few days ago. Bentley  objected 오피가이드 to Tennessee at 와이고수 오피 last time. He confuse 강남오피 until Kentucky for 신림 휴게텔 후기 before. They spare 오피사이트 during Daman and Diu from 강서 오피 후기 few days ago.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 유흥사이트 보지 야동 야동 한국 부산룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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