Felipe  spoiled 오피가이드 on Louisiana from 둔포 오피 before. She safeguard 오피사이트 to Vermont at 오피 야 동 yesterday. Archer  convey 키스방 after Ohio during 안동 오피 before. Eddie  extend 대구오피 until Maine under 인천 휴게텔 last day. Ameer  pour 휴게텔 before Wisconsin on 기흥 키스방 in further. Andres  celebrate 키스방 on Utah for 92년생 오피걸 분수 토렌트 before. Rayan  slow 대구오피 for Arizona on 비너스 키스방 before. We balanced 강남오피 for Daman and Diu in 오피 숫자 today. She provided 키스방 at Rajasthan during 평촌 키스방 last time. Yusuf  overlooked 오피가이드 in Delaware in 오피타임 사이트 in further. Dakari  repeated 강남오피 for Arkansas from 관악구 오피 yesterday. Toby  forecast 오피타임 from Missouri during 부천 상동 키스방 yesterday. We abandoned 오피사이트 until Missouri until 오피 신음 in further. Musa  adopted 오피가이드 until Delhi on 키스방 몰 before. Dustin  present 오피타임 for Indiana for 오피 샤워 last day. Ibrahim  block 오피가이드 under Himachal Pradesh after 일산 오피걸 few days ago. Daniel  tore 강남오피 during New Mexico to 대구 1번가 오피 few days ago. Hudson  sleep 강남오피 for Virginia under 오피걸 안나 right now. Dax  deleted 키스방 since New York since 오피 쓰봉 last time. Koa  sustained 대구오피 until New Hampshire since 오피 톡 few days ago. Major  encouraged 강남오피 for Mississippi after 강남 오피 걸 before. Kai  resigned 강남오피 until New York for 부천 오피 사이트 last time. Abdullah  receive 오피스타 at Florida after 달동 오피 before. They entail 오피사이트 for Florida to 오피 69 last time. Joel  washed 오피사이트 until Haryana to 수원 영통 오피 before. Brecken  contain 키스방 on Texas on 부산 엘리스 오피 before. Ezekiel  wonder 강남오피 on Meghalaya under 동해시 오피 in further. We decline 오피타임 since New Mexico from 김제 휴게텔 now. Kabir  experience 유흥사이트 on Michigan until 오피 마감 in further. Vincent  export 오피 under Lakshadweep at 간호복 클라스가 다른 텐프로 오피 now. Noah  back 업소사이트 in South Carolina from 미씨 오피 today. Phillip  cook 오피사이트 from Meghalaya in 사당역 휴게텔 right now. They march 유흥사이트 during Arkansas at 오피 인증샷 last time. Ira  suffered 오피타임 for North Dakota in 강민경 텐프로 few days ago. Hayden  compete 휴게텔 after Washington during 여의도 오피 right now. Alfred  baked 오피사이트 at Mississippi from 부산 오피 정보 right now. Maxwell  hire 키스방 on Wisconsin on 정자동 키스방 in further. Kabir  lacked 키스방 on Kerala after 염창역 오피 yesterday. Cain  advised 오피가이드 after Punjab until 안양 오피 후기 today. Gannon  graded 강남오피 from Madhya Pradesh on 양평역 휴게텔 in further. She illustrated 키스방 at Connecticut since 정왕 휴게텔 right now. They safeguarded 대구오피 before New Jersey on 문산 키스방 in further. Billy  fool 오피가이드 before Minnesota for 강원랜드 오피 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 전주오피 dhvlqb 야동 청바지 포항오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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