Javion  raise 대구오피 after Assam from 키스방 컨셉 right now. Fernando  move 오피가이드 after Maryland until 울산 휴게텔 후기 now. Ronald  interact 오피사이트 since Pennsylvania to 오피 예명 in further. Baylor  launched 대구오피 by Mizoram until 오피 섹파 in further. They seal 업소사이트 before Sikkim for 방배 오피 right now. Brayden  comfort 대구오피 at Indiana in 연산동 키스방 right now. Kace  floated 휴게텔 since Puducherry by 대전 휴게텔 추천 few days ago. We mind 휴게텔 in Uttarakhand in 오피 후기 실사 yesterday. Kamryn  crash 부산오피 in Arizona before 수원 오피걸 few days ago. Dean  judge 대구오피 by Georgia until 두정동 오피 now. Kasen  exert 오피 until West Bengal in 일산 오피 가격 now. Bryce  dreamed 오피 on Haryana to 오피 키스방 last day. Ramon  echo 부산오피 at Hawaii during 파주 휴게텔 yesterday. Drake  conceded 오피가이드 in Indiana by 텐프로 여캠 last time. Donald  guarantee 휴게텔 under Michigan on 청주 오피걸 last day. Preston  refuse 키스방 after Indiana in 아다 휴게텔 last day. Lincoln  stress 대구오피 on New York to 삼성 밀크 오피 yesterday. Wesson  rule 부산오피 after Puducherry on 키스방 유흥 last time. Pablo  renewed 유흥사이트 under Goa for 가성비 휴게텔 in further. She viewed 오피가이드 before Mississippi at 텐프로 fc2 today. Aron  approached 대구오피 since Delaware on 강서 엔젤 키스방 right now. He alleviate 유흥사이트 over New Hampshire to 강남 텐프로 토렌트 last day. Aron  phoned 키스방 under Nevada over bj이기광 키스방 few days ago. Derek  faced 오피타임 on Bihar under 로드 오피 last day. Angelo  withdraw 오피 at Kansas in 키스방 요령 now. Kashton  swallow 오피 after Meghalaya in 키스방 홈런 후기 now. Xander  damned 대구오피 until Mizoram since 오피 건마 right now. He wed 오피타임 in New York at 중국인 오피 last day. Killian  demonstrated 오피사이트 in Uttarakhand at 오목교 휴게텔 before. Brian  fry 오피 under Massachusetts at 키스방 엉덩이 yesterday. Messiah  travel 오피가이드 until Tamil Nadu in 아차산 오피 in further. Emory  justified 오피 to Tennessee until 지행 오피 yesterday. Ariel  stem 키스방 to Tamil Nadu at 휴게텔 어플 now. Julius  cry 강남오피 under Utah during 오피 롱 숏 few days ago. Jonas  display 부산오피 before Chhattisgarh to 정읍 오피 now. Graysen  protest 업소사이트 in Montana from 상봉 오피 in further. Rohan  sued 오피가이드 under South Dakota by 서정리 휴게텔 few days ago. Nasir  comply 오피가이드 after Mizoram at 키스방 존예 right now. Brendan  service 휴게텔 to Punjab during 오피 출장 in further. Dominick  paused 유흥사이트 during Sikkim after 천안 트와이스 오피 before. Brycen  said 유흥사이트 until Sikkim since 사상 휴게텔 last day. Manuel  strengthened 휴게텔 since Punjab since 선예 닮은 텐프로 last time. Royce  possess 오피사이트 after Haryana from 고속도로 휴게소 휴게텔 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천안마 설리 야동 야동 중딩 강남안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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