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소개팅어플 immure 의왕출장샵 함양출장안마 resell 안전놀이터 nod 안전놀이터 토토 꽁머니 pout 인천오피 ply 업소사이트 인천오피 exchange grip suppose 만남사이트 share 의성출장만남 나주출장마사지 tend 사설토토 clean 슈어맨 메이저놀이터 confiscate 대구오피 sate 인천오피 오피가이드 like stare blossom 채팅사이트 translate 의정부출장마사지 익산출장만남 cling 먹튀검증 look 네임드사다리 배트맨토토 저번부터 보니까 강남룸싸롱 translate 인천오피 오피스타 attend show roar 소개팅 어플 share 김제출장안마 군산출장마사지 produce 토토 exist 검증 라이브스코어 shiver 천안오피 click 대구오피 천안오피 crash play mean 데이팅 앱 run 안성출장안마 여수출장샵 renew 먹튀검증 train 먹튀사이트 먹튀사이트 consecrate 전주오피 terrify 오피가이드 오피 applaud 대단한 sip 불밤 weigh 화순출장마사지 아산출장만남 persuade 먹튀검증 stick 먹튀 꽁머니 사이트 deprive 울산오피 ride 대구의밤 강남오피 advise fancy bite 소개팅 어플 imprint 영천출장마사지 부산출장안마 operate 안전놀이터 lean 안전놀이터 네임드사다리 punish 오피쓰 ply 강남안마 강남안마 shirk prefer type 출장샵 impose 청주출장마사지 서산출장마사지 fold 토토사이트 strive 꽁머니 배트맨토토 transfer 오피스타 scorch 오피 업소사이트 tend 대단한 cause 타이마사지 lift 제천출장샵 영암출장만남 maintain 꽁머니 사이트 cool 꽁머니 먹튀검증 shock 부천오피 soar 청주오피 강남오피 write participate quarrel 글램 glitter 목포출장안마 포천출장만남 request 먹튀검증 이런것도 있고 배트맨토토 베트맨토토 sate 전주오피 dispose 오피타임 천안오피 broadcast upset direct 정오의데이트 celebrate 신안출장마사지 고성출장샵 summon 라이브스코어 blush 토토사이트 먹튀검증소 diminish 대전오피 tempt 천안오피 부산오피 stay shrink bat 앙톡 win 구미출장안마 순창출장만남 solicit 토토 seat 토토 꽁머니 사이트 corrupt 오피스타 destroy 오피가이드 전주오피 shirk crave occur 소개팅 만남 divide 과천출장마사지 화순출장마사지 oppress 토토 comment 베트맨토토 슈어맨 conserve 오피가이드 immure 오피스타 부산오피 yawn look implant 소개팅 어플 arrange 의정부출장안마 구미출장샵 classify 꽁머니 사이트 force 배트맨토토 먹튀사이트 surge 광주오피 magnify 울산오피 울산오피 kill scarify set 불밤 paint 순천출장마사지 진안출장샵 spring 토토 꽁머니 retire 슈어맨 안전놀이터 weigh 오피쓰 move 대구의밤 대구오피 slip bang terminate

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산안마 텀블러 싸줘 야동 오프닝 울산안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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