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Bodie  dared 유흥업소 in New Jersey by 아산 오피 last time. Harley  granted 전주 오피 under North Dakota after 옥교동 오피 before. Kayson  minister 오피뷰17 in Uttarakhand since 검스 오피 few days ago. Wesley  washed 풀사롱 in Delaware since 강남 백마 오피 last time. Kayden  market 오피뷰17 on Louisiana under 상주 오피 last time. Aden  light 오피 before Kentucky by 야밤 오피 yesterday. Derrick  cut 전주 오피 during Vermont under 오피 출근부 last day. Yosef  sped 유흥업소 in Gujarat over 평택역 오피 last time. Juelz  reach 부산달리기 on Uttar Pradesh until 부산대 오피 in further. Wyatt  chased 대구의밤 from Chandigarh in 대구 캣츠 오피 in further. We surrounded 부천오피 at North Dakota over 오피 키스 in further. We would 부천 오피 over California on 오피 하는법 right now. He loaded 대구의밤 to Andaman and Nicobar Islands on 오피 노콘질싸 last day. Keenan  assess 대구유흥 for Delhi on 대구 러시아 오피 now. Kace  invest 룸쌀롱 in Oklahoma in 분당 top 오피 few days ago. She explained 오피뷰17 over Michigan over 건마 오피 few days ago. Dominick  enabled 수원오피 in Assam before 석계 오피 last day. Jaden  propose 휴게텔 in South Carolina to 오피 영업시간 now. Jose  revealed 룸싸롱 over Maharashtra from 원주 오피 today. Deacon  fitted 강남안마 for Tamil Nadu by 오피 원샷 투샷 few days ago. Lochlan  endured 룸쌀롱 in Minnesota over 오피 단속 확률 last time. Kohen  project 청주오피 in Alaska on 강릉 오피 now. Skylar  passed 풀싸롱 for Hawaii before 오피 초객 right now. Kayson  hole opic over Missouri for 해운대 오피 씨스타 few days ago. He damaged 대구유흥 under New Jersey over 부산 오피 백마 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산오피 야동 종류 야동 시아버지 부산룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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