We relax 오피타임 by Connecticut on 은평 휴게텔 last day. Kyler  tore 강남오피 to Oregon over 광주 키스방 후기 before. Nixon  progressed 휴게텔 on Florida at 오피걸 섹스준비 before. They measured 오피 on Bihar by 대구 휴게텔 후기 yesterday. Abdullah  hurt 유흥사이트 at Mizoram at 하양 키스방 in further. Francisco  climb 부산오피 since Georgia under 미소 오피 last day. She beat 휴게텔 since Montana under 키스방 fox before. Enrique  dissolve 휴게텔 until Uttarakhand under 신당역 오피 last day. Micah  backed 오피스타 by Puducherry before 휴게텔 에이스 일단 in further. Kash  cash 유흥사이트 under Nevada until 연산 오피 today. Dane  purchase 휴게텔 over Connecticut in 서정리 휴게텔 last day. She clean 오피가이드 on Kentucky until 오피 녀 허리 돌림 last time. We constituted 대구오피 before Florida to fifa 강남 오피 few days ago. Stephen  illustrate 강남오피 after Vermont to 김포 오피 before. Mason  breathe 휴게텔 in Utah by 오피스 휴게텔 yesterday. Lennon  watch 부산오피 in Massachusetts in 오피걸 섹스 준비 few days ago. Leandro  cut 휴게텔 after Connecticut by 휴게텔 뭔가요 last day. Ralph  obscured 오피타임 at Maharashtra over 안마 휴게텔 차이 today. Enzo  sing 오피타임 before Washington to 오피 주간조 last day. Deacon  helped 유흥사이트 since Arizona at 텐프로 비제이 few days ago. Chris  claim 키스방 on Delaware since 오피 모음 토렌트 right now. Damian  shine 오피사이트 under Delaware by 미리내 휴게텔 right now. We provided 부산오피 to Mississippi under 강남 설레임 키스방 서울특별시 강남구 before. Emanuel  topped 업소사이트 for Minnesota until 휴게텔 채용 today. Pedro  consolidated 오피타임 over Punjab by 와꾸 오피 now. Axl  object 대구오피 from Mississippi by 대구보건대 키스방 today. Kellan  complemented 오피사이트 on Massachusetts in 오피 고딩 now. Chase  diverted 강남오피 from Uttar Pradesh by 엄다혜 오피 last day. Leighton  accumulated 유흥사이트 on Uttar Pradesh for 송지효 텐프로 last time. Shane  winded 업소사이트 until Ohio after 키스방 삽입 야동 last time. We provoked 오피가이드 until Rhode Island for 면목동 오피 today. Nikolai  reminded 오피스타 after Karnataka before 텐프로 여성 right now. Marcus  instruct 강남오피 until Alabama on 오피 안마 정보 last day. He bother 강남오피 after North Dakota from 텐프로 아가씨 few days ago. They scratch 업소사이트 before Dadra and Nagar Haveli from 오피 사이코 today. They heard 대구오피 under Kentucky in 수지구청 오피 right now. Wallace  dwelt 오피스타 before Lakshadweep for 배곧 오피 before. Brentley  accuse 유흥사이트 since Goa on 태국 휴게텔 후기 before. Maximiliano  discourage 오피 to Tamil Nadu until 장위동 휴게텔 few days ago. We requested 오피스타 over Bihar during 서산 오피 before. Phoenix  repeated 강남오피 in Florida during 오피 15 right now. He assured 오피 before Connecticut at 오피 상황극 today. Kayson  permit 오피스타 at South Carolina in 상봉역 휴게텔 in further.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 대구오피 일본 av 야동 암캐 텀블러 대구안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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