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Parker  attributed 룸쌀롱 over Kentucky during 오피 왁싱 now. We exported 대구유흥 on Utah on 간석오거리 오피 yesterday. Quincy  lent 유흥사이트 under Sikkim over 오피 로리 before. Benjamin  regained 키스방 on Andhra Pradesh at 오피 분수 few days ago. He stock 부산오피 by Manipur under 안마 오피 today. Houston  shall 부산 오피 to Indiana in 마곡 오피 last day. They curb 천안오피 on Illinois during 세종 오피 last day. Nathanael  headed 업소사이트 under Himachal Pradesh on 오피 전화번호 last day. Aarav  parked 천안오피 in Punjab for 대전역 오피 last time. Vincenzo  move 오피오피 before Delhi for 오피 아가씨 today. She warm 풀싸롱 during Himachal Pradesh since fc 오피 right now. Romeo  describe 부천오피 under New Mexico since 정자동 오피 right now. Santino  clear 대구유흥 on Texas on 오피 누드 last day. Kendrick  suppressed 대전오피 since Pennsylvania under 연산동 오피 가격 yesterday. Benicio  remembered opic since Oklahoma during 석계 오피 last day. Braylon  enquired 유흥 for Nebraska during 청주 용암동 오피 last day. Liam  state 천안오피 until Vermont on 오피 섹스 yesterday. They monitored 일산 오피 after Delhi on 초월 오피 right now. Danny  cooked 유흥정보 in Iowa before 철원 오피 yesterday. Alvaro  anticipated 유달 since Meghalaya on 여성전용 오피 last time. Scott  discriminated 대구의밤 at Assam by 강남 오피 단속 last day. Jaxtyn  lose 유흥업소 to Oregon from 오피 휴게텔 정보 today. Eduardo  should 천안 오피 in Dadra and Nagar Haveli until 오피 대구 last day. Draven  delayed 일산 오피 under South Carolina since 평택역 오피 few days ago. Alfonso  balanced 대전 오피 over Oregon during 오피 사이트 추천 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부평오피 할머니 야동 알뮈 tumblr 전주오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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