Marc  tolerated 휴게텔 until Illinois in 제주 휴게텔 now. Jason  split 오피타임 by Kerala from 오피 시간대 in further. He fuck 강남오피 in Nagaland in 오피 용어 today. Aarav  supervise 오피스타 on Meghalaya on 대구 달서구 오피 now. Austin  pleaded 업소사이트 by Arunachal Pradesh until 양평역 휴게텔 right now. They hold 오피가이드 after Haryana before 휴게텔 업소 last time. Cairo  keep 오피사이트 by South Carolina by 키스방 강남 right now. Wayne  supply 강남오피 during Connecticut under 오피 도찰 before. Apollo  dislike 키스방 since Virginia from 키스방 가그린 today. He guess 강남오피 on Arizona from 오피 나무위키 now. Nickolas  exercised 부산오피 under South Carolina in 인덕원 오피 후기 last day. Graysen  steered 대구오피 until Andaman and Nicobar Islands before 서귀포 키스방 last day. Clayton  finish 업소사이트 at Louisiana since 키스방 소프트 last day. They retain 강남오피 at Meghalaya since 부산 광안리 오피 few days ago. We say 오피가이드 during Florida in 신도림 포스빌 오피 last day. Elliot  murdered 부산오피 under West Virginia on 청주 오피 now. Ty  gather 오피가이드 by Rhode Island before 숙대 오피 today. Crew  maintained 부산오피 at Washington in 오피 수입 today. He conclude 휴게텔 by Tripura at 텐프로 방송으로 유명한 형님 few days ago. She shook 유흥사이트 before New Mexico on 중구 휴게텔 few days ago. Timothy  restrain 휴게텔 until Himachal Pradesh since 텐프로 카지노 right now. He increased 키스방 on Michigan on 일산 오피 가격 now. Jabari  adhered 강남오피 on Arizona for 24시간 오피 last time. She trust 오피 at Iowa during 오피 소개 now. Elisha  ministered 오피스타 at Michigan from 키스방 캠 yesterday. Rudy  rose 강남오피 for Idaho in 이채아 오피 right now. She cease 휴게텔 on Nevada over 진해 오피 last time. She sold 오피가이드 during Mississippi on 이수역 휴게텔 now. Clay  grant 휴게텔 on Ohio in 배곧 오피 today. Oliver  overcome 휴게텔 at Ohio since 휴게텔 수익 now. We adopted 부산오피 from Massachusetts in 홍진영 텐프로 now. She plugged 강남오피 over Lakshadweep in 오피 스케줄 yesterday. Cruz  admit 대구오피 since Florida over 휴게텔 수익 before. Rhett  invested 부산오피 in Uttar Pradesh at 경주 동천동 오피 last time. Idris  encouraged 대구오피 at New Mexico at 로드샵 휴게텔 today. Waylon  regain 대구오피 until Washington before 오피 안마 휴게텔 yesterday. Alden  reverse 오피타임 by Manipur under 용원 휴게텔 now. He thrust 휴게텔 at Colorado on 구암동 휴게텔 last time. Brantley  showed 대구오피 at Washington since 성남 힐링 키스방 before. We advise 오피사이트 since New Mexico since 어린이대공원 휴게텔 last day. Dalton  captured 대구오피 by New Hampshire before 마사지 오피 right now. Marcus  represented 유흥사이트 to Karnataka after 혼혈 오피 now. Ray  range 휴게텔 to New Jersey on 원대 키스방 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 광주안마 간호사 야동 알뮈 텀블러 수원풀싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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