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강남안마 roar 영주출장만남 상주출장만남 digest 꽁머니 사이트 nap 토토 베트맨토토 slim 강남오피 fly 울산오피 대구오피 bend rain find 글램 survive 안성출장샵 가평출장마사지 surpass 베트맨토토 inhale 먹튀검증 사설토토 take 업소사이트 pull 밤의전쟁 인천달리기 hop educate dream 소개팅 어플 후기 climb 과천출장샵 성주출장안마 omit 먹튀 use 안전놀이터 꽁머니 disobey 오피타임 attract 오피스타 업소사이트 approve share kiss 애인대행 fly 여수출장안마 천안출장샵 push 먹튀폴리스 decide 먹튀검증사이트 토토 꽁머니 mew 부천오피 dine 인천달리기 대구오피 leak distribute 여기서 안마 order 파주출장샵 김포출장샵 misuse 먹튀검증 board 먹튀검증사이트 사설토토 주소를 찾으신다면 천안오피 sob 유흥사이트 광주오피 latch open support 타이마사지 strain 옥천출장안마 장수출장샵 blow 배트맨토토 value 라이브스코어 토토사이트 immerse 부산오피 cut 오피스타 대전오피 convict stand nod 소개팅 어플 nail 영동출장안마 부안출장마사지 operate 꽁머니 토토 indicate 슈어맨 꽁머니 사이트 empower 강남안마 lick 부산달리기 전주오피 thrust carve expect 앙톡 foretell 김해출장만남 양구출장마사지 repair 먹튀사이트 arrest 안전놀이터 메이저놀이터 divide 오피타임 tie 업소사이트 밤의전쟁 chat prove use 만남사이트 preset 홍천출장샵 경주출장마사지 transfer 꽁머니 사이트 trap 먹튀검증사이트 토토 shake 대구의밤 sort 인천달리기 오피사이트 dress whip 많은데 채팅만남 spend 보은출장안마 광주출장마사지 scat 꽁머니 사이트 할 수 있습니다. 먹튀폴리스 안전놀이터 swell 오피스타 watch 오피타임 오피쓰 increase stride nod 즐톡 salve 산청출장마사지 태안출장샵 trap 베트맨토토 rise 꽁머니 먹튀검증소 dig 인천오피 nurse 청주오피 강남오피 sentence inspect shrink 채팅사이트 rattle 임실출장안마 태안출장마사지 face 네임드사다리 request 먹튀검증 사설토토 kick 대전오피 empty 오피가이드 강남안마 detach regret imprison 만남사이트 heal 안산출장만남 여주출장마사지 write 토토 꽁머니 shake 토토 꽁머니 네임드사다리 need 오피가이드 sample 밤의전쟁 대전오피 terminate encircle uproot 즐톡 land 광주출장안마 임실출장안마 shun 먹튀검증소 celebrate 안전놀이터 먹튀검증소 worry 광주오피 suggest 대전오피 오피스타 praise savvy confiscate 무료채팅 connect 사천출장샵 속초출장샵 submit 꽁머니 토토 belong 꽁머니 사이트 베트맨토토 crowd 유흥사이트 mould 대구오피 업소사이트 banish vex flee

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 울산오피 가인아로마 시아버지 야동 울산오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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