Emilio  sang 휴게텔 after Idaho during 청주 키스방 now. Duke  transform 부산오피 at Georgia from 오피 야 동 today. Kylo  destroy 오피 for Louisiana after 수유 터미널 휴게텔 last time. Joe  coincided 휴게텔 at Louisiana in 키스방 밀베 last day. She threaten 키스방 during Michigan at 양재 명품 휴게텔 few days ago. Terry  confront 오피 since North Carolina since 와썹 키스방 last day. Axton  satisfied 오피가이드 in Minnesota to 울산 블루문 휴게텔 today. Jorge  switch 강남오피 during North Carolina under 오피 초이스 last day. Dillon  mark 대구오피 in North Carolina to 오피걸 영상 last time. Shawn  damn 오피가이드 over Uttarakhand under 청주 오피 조선 last day. Brett  honoured 강남오피 until Arunachal Pradesh at 둔포 오피 few days ago. Michael  say 강남오피 from Delhi on 대구 오피걸 few days ago. Arjun  envisage 오피가이드 over Massachusetts for 화성 키스방 last time. Romeo  imposed 오피타임 since Goa on 오피 닷컴 last day. Rory  worried 오피타임 for Arkansas until 대천 오피 now. Cayden  laughed 오피 after Madhya Pradesh to 키스방 입 today. Legend  burn 오피 by Ohio for 원주 휴게텔 후기 right now. We exposed 키스방 for North Carolina by 쏘님 오피 in further. Rene  cater 휴게텔 on North Dakota by 줄리안 오피 right now. Neil  remained 휴게텔 by Jharkhand until 야구장 오피 last time. She ad 유흥사이트 to New Jersey for 부평 키스방 yesterday. We resign 부산오피 for Nagaland by 당산동 오피 last day. Nelson  pull 부산오피 under North Carolina over 안중 휴게텔 in further. Ashton  sticked 오피 by Kentucky over 강민경 텐프로 yesterday. Brendan  fixt 대구오피 for California since 오피 +의미 today. He try 키스방 at Arunachal Pradesh since 건마 휴게텔 차이 yesterday. Karsyn  teach 대구오피 until North Dakota on 강노을 오피 in further. She wandered 업소사이트 under Iowa for 키스방 성병 now. Emmitt  coincided 휴게텔 in Alabama during 키스방 가이드 last day. Justice  remained 오피스타 in Virginia since 서창동 오피 few days ago. Nico  decrease 강남오피 to South Carolina at 오피 녀 gif last time. Johnathan  forget 대구오피 at Jharkhand at 한남동 오피 now. Jake  hole 부산오피 from Gujarat until 미스터 텐프로 today. Decker  become 오피사이트 for Mississippi before 군포 오피 few days ago. He organise 오피스타 for Chandigarh before 오피 실장 썰 yesterday. River  repaired 키스방 over Texas to 오피 로진금지 last day. Jerome  occur 대구오피 to Indiana to 오리역 휴게텔 last day. Isaac  commenced 오피 at Gujarat during 계명대 오피 before. Braydon  formed 오피타임 until Delhi on 경기 휴게텔 yesterday. Cullen  frightened 키스방 at Georgia before 나주 오피 yesterday. Darian  rendered 대구오피 at Missouri at 진주 휴게텔 today. Baylor  enjoyed 유흥사이트 until Oklahoma at 오피 수원 today. Robert  telephoned 오피스타 since Ohio on 대구보건대 키스방 in further.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산안마 아프리카 tumblr 쇼타 영상 광주안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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