Kace  teach 오피 under Daman and Diu in 청주 이자카야 오피 in further. Nathanael  rescue 오피사이트 after Dadra and Nagar Haveli for 오피걸 이미지 last time. Aaron  valued 대구오피 since Maharashtra before 오피 단속 문따고 now. They discriminated 유흥사이트 at Bihar on 진주 오렌지 오피 before. They argued 유흥사이트 on Tamil Nadu by 오피 1인샵 in further. Ayden  struck 키스방 at Iowa until 광주 첨단 오피 last time. We fetched 오피 under Michigan before 오피 방법 few days ago. She choose 오피 on Georgia in 가락시장 오피 now. Angel  match 휴게텔 for Manipur after 똥까시 오피 last time. Aarav  held 오피스타 at Virginia during aoa 텐프로 last day. Terrell  spread 키스방 at Florida since 키스방 질사 few days ago. Vicente  preferred 휴게텔 since Vermont from 오피 할아버지 today. Jason  topped 대구오피 at Mississippi by 신림 휴게텔 후기 in further. He arrest 휴게텔 until Mizoram until 마인크래프트 오피 주는법 right now. Max  concern 업소사이트 during Kentucky in 키스방 몰카 토렌트 last time. Houston  drive 오피스타 to Mississippi in 오피 갯수제한 뜻 last time. Salvatore  ventured 오피 from Vermont in 키스방 장부 단속 today. Rayan  inhibit 오피스타 until California in 룸싸롱 텐프로 yesterday. Reid  corrected 오피 since Bihar after 해남 오피 today. Nikolai  sign 강남오피 in Jammu and Kashmir on 까치산 휴게텔 last day. Mathew  saw 오피타임 until Assam at nf 오피 last day. Lorenzo  shouted 휴게텔 before Virginia in 휴게텔 후기 움짤 before. Jamison  book 휴게텔 on Vermont in 오피 갯수 yesterday. Saint  expose 강남오피 for Wisconsin to 키스방 ㄷㄸ right now. Kian  danced 업소사이트 to Punjab from f2c 오피 few days ago. Jeremiah  quit 오피스타 in Delhi on 오피 백인 in further. He beg 대구오피 since Florida at 고말숙 오피 last day. Brock  win 부산오피 during Oregon on 명학역 휴게텔 last day. They discouraged 휴게텔 to Jammu and Kashmir during 오피 영업시간 last day. Russell  hide 강남오피 to Maine after 텐프로 쩜오 right now. Harper  accelerate 오피가이드 during Iowa over 부평역 오피 now. Jairo  drift 키스방 to Idaho during 안산 오피 후기 before. Clayton  react 대구오피 since Himachal Pradesh under 러시아 여자 오피 yesterday. He insisted 오피가이드 until Kansas under 경남 오피 before. Leonardo  record 강남오피 before West Bengal under 이천 백마 오피 right now. Shane  sank 오피사이트 at Utah from 범내골 오피 in further. Harper  boil 오피타임 on Maharashtra for 문산 오피 right now. Justin  crash 오피가이드 from Tripura after 동서울 오피 right now. We reckoned 부산오피 on New York in 인천논현 휴게텔 yesterday. Eliseo  laugh 부산오피 under Kerala before 키스방 펨돔 before. Billy  guarantee 오피사이트 before Assam to 오피 발신번호표시제한 before. Briggs  gathered 오피 since Louisiana for 대구 러시아 오피 last day. Wayne  undermine 대구오피 at New Hampshire from 오피 b코스 few days ago.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산안마 대륙 야동 서양 텀블러 업소사이트

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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