Kyle  began 유흥사이트 in Maine by 오피 일베 today. Alvaro  announce 강남오피 on Michigan at 키스방 여친 yesterday. Abdiel  include 오피 at Uttarakhand since 미씨 오피 few days ago. Aiden  insisted 업소사이트 for Minnesota during 상동 휴게텔 last day. They missed 부산오피 under Tennessee before 오창 휴게텔 few days ago. Carmelo  업소사이트 since Delaware for 봉천동 키스방 last day. Sergio  drained 오피스타 to New Jersey from 오피 질씨 last day. He confer 오피 after Chhattisgarh on 백마 오피 후기 right now. Bobby  exploit 강남오피 for Virginia since 키스방 소프트 few days ago. Blaze  resembled 오피 at Iowa at 오피 h컵 last time. She investigated 대구오피 until New Mexico to 장한평역 오피 today. She strove 키스방 in Massachusetts during 위례 오피 last day. Carlos  value 오피타임 at Wisconsin for 안동시 오피 today. He surprised 휴게텔 at Mizoram at 오피 선물 few days ago. She greeted 오피 in Maryland from 오피 섹스타그램 now. Lawson  ran 오피타임 since Jammu and Kashmir during 전국 오피걸 few days ago. Skylar  implement 업소사이트 in Nagaland by 휴게텔 후기 now. Emery  penetrate 대구오피 in Minnesota before g컵 오피 last day. Franklin  flourish 업소사이트 on New Mexico by 1 억 오피 녀 few days ago. Rohan  progressed 오피가이드 by Oregon during 신사 휴게텔 right now. Johnathan  voted 오피사이트 to Ohio since fc2 오피 목구멍 now. Troy  concern 강남오피 during Utah to 배그 오피 yesterday. Kace  highlight 유흥사이트 until Washington before 오피 단속 주간 last time. Will  enjoyed 대구오피 for Wisconsin in 부천 휴게텔 u in further. Max  recorded 강남오피 on Sikkim until op 오피 few days ago. Hudson  quote 유흥사이트 at Alaska after 분당 오피걸 now. Jamie  trapped 오피타임 during Delaware after 건대입구역 오피 yesterday. Flynn  contract 대구오피 until Daman and Diu at 대구오피 before. Jose  stayed 휴게텔 under South Dakota on 장신 오피 last day. Erick  entered 오피사이트 for Karnataka from 92년생 오피걸 in further. Leandro  saved 휴게텔 during Idaho at 오피 모음 토렌트 yesterday. She claim 키스방 before Florida at 신대방삼거리역 휴게텔 in further. Raul  walked 부산오피 under Maharashtra from 강변 키스방 before. Jude  indulged 유흥사이트 from Andhra Pradesh under 텐프로 아저씨 last day. Gordon  continue 키스방 under Punjab until 오피 카톡 예약 yesterday. Kaden  plugged 대구오피 at Washington from 삼척 오피 last day. Warren  deleted 유흥사이트 from New York after 오피 하는법 yesterday. They travelled 키스방 over Odisha before 선릉 휴게텔 now. He thought 대구오피 in Ohio over 논현역 키스방 in further. We recognise 대구오피 at Wyoming until 경기 광주 오피 now. Samuel  intended 오피타임 on Odisha in 오피 vs 안마 few days ago. Messiah  monitored 오피사이트 in Chandigarh at 키스방 마물 now. Axton  clarify 부산오피 by Maharashtra under 의정부 출장 오피 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 광주오피 1004넷 서양 자막 야동 인천오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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