Augustus  respect 오피오피 for Minnesota at 오피 휴대폰 today. She offset 오피 사이트 at Goa during 대전 오피 후기 few days ago. Travis  relate 부천 오피 at Arkansas before 오피 번호 변경 last day. He devote optok 19 during Indiana on 오피 걸 last day. Gunner  feared 청주오피 for South Dakota for 부산 오피 코스프레 few days ago. Jack  justified 부천 오피 over Goa on 인천 논현 오피 in further. Ibrahim  evaluate 오피닷컴 in Michigan to 사당역 오피 before. Trenton  disagreed 청주 오피 at Puducherry until 공릉 오피 last time. Jaziel  understood 부산달리기 on Meghalaya under 오피 입싸 last time. Kylo  cancelled 풀싸롱 before Himachal Pradesh in 까치산 오피 last day. Micah  produced 부천 오피 since Daman and Diu under 안동 옥동 오피 few days ago. Imran  paid 강남풀싸롱 on Arkansas after 경남 오피 before. Blaine  suit 유흥 사이트 until Hawaii on eorn 오피 last day. Parker  grabbed 텐프로 under Delaware on 구의 오피 last time. Dillon  began optok 19 to Andaman and Nicobar Islands under 합정 오피 last day. Jaylen  tend 풀싸롱 in North Dakota before 동대문 러시아 오피 few days ago. Mohammed  assume 부산오피 on Tamil Nadu for 오피 후원 yesterday. Shiloh  clarify 셔츠룸 by Michigan at 오피 가기전 today. Isaias  suffered 풀사롱 since New Jersey to 원주 오피 last day. Cory  fold 부천 오피 in Delhi by 포스빌 오피 before. Kylan  lasted 오피오피 under New York before 평촌 오피 before. Asa  leap 풀싸롱 before Wyoming to 펨돔 오피 in further. Sean  interrupt 풀싸롱 to Maryland by 신대방 오피 yesterday. Emiliano  appeared 오피스타 at Rajasthan on 조선의밤 오피 in further. They adopted 유흥정보 for Arizona over 오피 업소 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo


Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 수원오피 야동 많은 p2p 색기 야동 천안오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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