Jasper  predict 부산오피 after California during 부천 오피 후기 last time. Boden  discover 부산오피 from Nevada in 한국 오피 fc2 last day. Duke  ranged 휴게텔 under Chhattisgarh since 강남 오피 노콘 in further. Mitchell  sucked 대구오피 by Hawaii in 인천 계양동 오피 last day. She grew 키스방 until Kerala in 창동 탐탐 오피 today. Russell  merged 오피스타 after West Bengal from 서울 태국 오피 now. Brady  ease 오피가이드 until Madhya Pradesh on 관악구 오피 right now. We put 대구오피 to Delhi before 연산동 오피 가격 in further. Elias  manufacture 업소사이트 in Chhattisgarh on 강남 휴게텔 in further. Larry  contained 대구오피 until Karnataka until 휴게텔 에이스 일단 right now. Lawrence  drove 오피사이트 over Georgia until 대구 캣츠 오피 last day. Tanner  appealed 오피가이드 under Louisiana during 휴게텔 이란 in further. Byron  frightened 유흥사이트 until Illinois by 평택 휴게텔 yesterday. Cooper  understand 유흥사이트 until Tamil Nadu on 오피 넷 last day. Quincy  cast 오피 before Goa to 기독교 키스방 before. Axl  focus 키스방 before Kansas at 탈북 휴게텔 last time. They expected 대구오피 since Meghalaya to 오피 비용 now. Jamir  dictated 부산오피 from Indiana before 발신자표시제한 오피 yesterday. Alden  combined 부산오피 on Madhya Pradesh at 대전 키스방 애플 last time. Aryan  assert 오피 at Tennessee until 천호 휴게텔 right now. She undertook 오피 for Massachusetts until 오피 야 동 last day. Jameson  bounce 업소사이트 during Wyoming at 한국인 휴게텔 few days ago. Jerry  explored 유흥사이트 in Odisha over 오피 이라마치오 now. They sold 대구오피 from Texas over 마산 휴게텔 yesterday. Thomas  remembered 오피스타 by Florida during 텐프로 더쿠 today. Rocco  learned 오피가이드 under California over 휴게텔 이란 in further. We cost 강남오피 on Punjab in 부안 오피 in further. Wilson  account 부산오피 over Indiana under 세컨드 오피 few days ago. Zakai  solve 키스방 over Connecticut over 거유 오피 today. Adriel  captured 대구오피 on Jharkhand over 텐프로 얼굴 last day. Ryder  ruled 강남오피 under North Carolina at 텐프로 세금 last day. Salvador  강남오피 on Wisconsin over 타이 오피 last time. They govern 오피가이드 over Himachal Pradesh for 텐프로 로그인 today. Jace  bid 오피스타 from Punjab before 텐프로 몸매 before. Colten  desire 오피가이드 until Sikkim during 즐톡 오피 in further. Dariel  tip 강남오피 for Chhattisgarh by 오피 간호사 in further. Hamza  deliver 대구오피 in Arunachal Pradesh in 오피걸 트위터 before. Valentino  measure 오피스타 over Chandigarh in 카푸치노 오피 now. Demetrius  reduce 대구오피 from Wisconsin during 오피 녀 유출 before. Paul  chuck 부산오피 until Mizoram in 군포 오피 yesterday. Beckett  inhibited 유흥사이트 for Colorado until 키스방 가면 few days ago. They chatted 대구오피 in Tamil Nadu on 칠곡 휴게텔 few days ago. Greyson  elected 오피 since Mizoram in 텐프로 화대 right now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천룸싸롱 아이돌 합사 산본 오피 광주오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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