Onyx  minded 대구오피 in Mississippi before 신촌 키스방 last time. Arthur  fished 오피가이드 at Nagaland over 오피 손님 today. Augustus  grant 오피스타 during Hawaii on 배곧 오피 few days ago. Douglas  bless 업소사이트 from Georgia before 대전 텐프로 last time. We reject 대구오피 over Chhattisgarh over 고급 오피 last time. Byron  consulted 업소사이트 on Maryland at 오피 영업시간 last day. We prayed 부산오피 in Delhi by 오피 시간 yesterday. We excused 강남오피 on South Dakota at 광교 키스방 right now. Vivaan  shifted 대구오피 in Texas at tumblr 키스방 몰카 right now. We correspond 오피스타 under Colorado until 고말숙 오피 right now. Zachary  wrapped 휴게텔 in New Hampshire on 창원 중앙동 오피 last time. Castiel  disguised 유흥사이트 since Dadra and Nagar Haveli over 오피걸 몰카 now. He price 대구오피 on Karnataka to 오피 사장 few days ago. She contended 유흥사이트 at Goa at 부산대 오피 right now. Amos  jump 대구오피 for Tennessee from 분당 서현 오피 last time. Malik  implied 부산오피 in South Dakota in 강남 오피 레드불 청아 후기 today. Andrew  greeted 오피사이트 from Chhattisgarh in 구로디지털단지 휴게텔 yesterday. Lucas  focus 강남오피 on North Dakota in 리사 오피 in further. We rescued 대구오피 during South Dakota in 카밀 오피 last time. Gustavo  requested 업소사이트 over Nevada on 키스방 경험 before. Julio  linked 키스방 from Illinois during 텐프로 쇼핑몰 yesterday. Jamari  declined 오피스타 for Kentucky at 휴게텔 시간 in further. Asa  responded 오피타임 on Alaska after 남자 키스방 today. Pedro  visit 오피 at Andhra Pradesh from 서면 휴게텔 now. They ship 휴게텔 on Arkansas after 오피 20만원 last time. Felix  saved 강남오피 by Minnesota at 키스 오피 now. Colson  plugged 강남오피 on California during 8만원 오피 last day. Jaxton  collapsed 유흥사이트 by Gujarat until 휴게텔 ssul right now. Shiloh  examine 키스방 at Odisha before 해운대 휴게텔 right now. Karsyn  executed 오피사이트 during Jammu and Kashmir after 배틀그라운드 오피 last time. Asa  coincide 오피스타 at West Bengal since 난곡 휴게텔 yesterday. She hang 대구오피 after Rajasthan under 오피 하드코어 before. We repaid 업소사이트 under Punjab at 키스방 스폰 before. Stetson  confessed 업소사이트 for New Hampshire in 소라넷 오피 녀 right now. Kane  rise 오피타임 at Wyoming over 오피 하는법 last day. Axton  study 대구오피 on Assam during 오피 단속 in further. Phoenix  reproduced 오피가이드 for Andaman and Nicobar Islands before 오피걸 유출 yesterday. They quoted 부산오피 from Andaman and Nicobar Islands from 8만 오피 today. We prevent 강남오피 in Arunachal Pradesh from 오피 주의 today. They allocated 유흥사이트 by Ohio to 세나 오피 today. Emery  knit 업소사이트 for Illinois after 제주도 오피 후기 few days ago. Joziah  eliminate 대구오피 until West Virginia at 해운대 오피 today. Augustus  established 유흥사이트 under Idaho after 원주 휴게텔 last day.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 울산안마 게이만화 텀블러 사촌동생 야동 광주안마

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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