오피가이드 taste 오피스타 판교 소개팅 오피 speed 대전오피 세종 오피 인천달리기 help 인천달리기 전주 오피 illustrate 오피가이드 오피 강간 오피사이트 cleave 대구의밤 김해 오피 digest 부천오피 논현 오피 유흥사이트 deprive 강남오피 오피 실사 얼굴 originate 부산오피 제주 파라다이스 오피 휴게텔 light 레깅스룸 대구 오피 사이트 last 레깅스룸 여관바리 오피 부산오피 count 풀싸롱 오피 재희 sleep 대전오피 2대1 오피 오피 join 대구달리기 당진 오피 후기 immerse 키스방 오피 휴게텔 정보 대구의밤 match 대전오피 오피 해바라기 display 오피스타 오피 장부 번호 대구오피 copy 풀싸롱 오피 사이트 incise 대구달리기 화곡 오피 부산달리기 bid 텐프로 대구 오피 후기 play 텐프로 검스 오피 대전오피 place 풀싸롱 동두천 오피 scan 강남안마 오피 녀 gif 강남안마 convert 룸싸롱 오피 뒤태 realize 부산오피 오피 장부 확률 부산오피 fling 대구달리기 봉명동 오피 explain 오피 원주 오피 부산달리기 rely 레깅스룸 밤바다 오피 opine 업소 왕십리 오피 오피 decrease 오피사이트 오피 토렌트 bust 강남안마 오피 출석부 대구의밤 migrate 오피 오피 능욕 썰 feel 대구달리기 오피 비아그라 오피사이트 slay 유흥 부산 엘리스 오피 copy 대구의밤 코스프레 오피 룸싸롱 take 휴게텔 오피 설현 stare 유흥업소 e컵 오피 부산오피 behold 텐프로 대순 오피 후기 go 유흥사이트 오피 도촬 유흥사이트 scant 업소 달서구 오피 steal 셔츠룸 강북 오피 대구의밤 seek 오피스타 해운대 오피 lend 대구오피 부산 사상 오피 텐프로 smash 룸싸롱 오피 야간조 indicate 레깅스룸 오피 걸 대구의밤 bust 오피 오피 명품샵 die 대구달리기 오피 강간

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 수원오피 아프리카 tumblr 비명 야동 강남룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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