오피타임 shave 대구오피 원당 오피 arrange 오피가이드 오피 외모 대구유흥 sparkle 부산오피 원당 오피 beat 오피가이드 신부동 오피 오피닷컴 assert 오피가이드 오피 갯수 disobey 유흥사이트 오피 핸드폰 풀싸롱 google 유흥업소 대전 오피 추천 assort 오피사이트 오피 프로필 대구의밤 behold 대구달리기 사당 오피 squeeze 오피가이드 현대아이텔 오피 오피 steal 부산달리기 간호복 클라스가 다른 텐프로 오피 alight 업소 오피 왁싱 풀싸롱 cause 휴게텔 오피 썰 nod 대전오피 오피 아가씨 업소 soar 대구유흥 오피 명품샵 spill 셔츠룸 서귀포 오피 대구달리기 complain 대구의밤 대구 오피 후기 하지만 부산오피 오피 조루면 셔츠룸 argue 대구오피 서울대 입구 오피 sail 대구오피 송현동 오피 유흥 separate 휴게텔 고말숙 오피 sag 유흥사이트 대구 오피 퍼스트 대구의밤 gag 대구오피 용현동 오피 waste 업소사이트 연신내 오피 부산오피 achieve 유흥사이트 대구 아우디 오피 paste 부산달리기 오피 텀블러 풀싸롱 typeset 부산오피 한복 오피 satirise 유흥 광명 오피 업소 relate 레깅스룸 고딩 오피 inject 강남오피 오피 개인정보 오피스타 migrate 오피스타 오피 뜻 check 텐프로 호평 오피 유흥업소 display 유흥업소 광주 오피 후기 sate 부산오피 부천 오피 텐프로 speed 텐프로 대구 아우디 오피 face 오피가이드 송현동 오피 대구오피 stray 셔츠룸 전주 오피 explain 셔츠룸 오피 영상 대전오피 dwell 셔츠룸 구미 오피 후기 enjoy 대구유흥 익산 오피 키스방 exclaim 풀싸롱 무한샷 오피 get 유흥업소 오피 후원 대구유흥 blush 키스방 오피 수입 contend 부산오피 의왕 오피 풀싸롱 crash 풀싸롱 오피 보지 bang 대구의밤 오피 후장

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 포항오피 서울 키스방 부천 휴게텔 수원풀싸롱 전주오피 밤사이트 부천 휴게텔 포항오피

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남룸싸롱 일본 야동 스트리밍 부천 휴게텔 포항오피

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 성남오피 텀블러 모음 부천 휴게텔 청주오피 강남마사지 파워레인저 야동 부천 휴게텔 강남오피

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 강남오피 오피 갤러리 부천 휴게텔 강남오피 천안오피 조선시대 야동 부천 휴게텔 청주마사지

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 부산안마 골프장 텀블러 부천 휴게텔 수원풀싸롱 부천오피 노래방 야동 부천 휴게텔 강남룸싸롱

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 천안오피 밤의제국 부천 휴게텔 강남안마 업소사이트 텀블러 민서 부천 휴게텔 강남마사지

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