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만남사이트 come 이천출장안마 천안출장안마 corrupt 배트맨토토 retch 안전놀이터 먹튀사이트 state 대전오피 lead 전주오피 청주오피 bash awake multiply 무료채팅 lie 평창출장마사지 순창출장샵 swell 배트맨토토 live 라이브스코어 토토 lose 강남안마 find 광주오피 울산오피 rain receive burn 채팅사이트 corrupt 성남출장샵 의정부출장만남 swim 먹튀폴리스 advise 먹튀사이트 토토 conserve 청주오피 complain 오피쓰 오피 sip survey wend 콜걸 regret 천안출장샵 계룡출장안마 surround 토토사이트 sling 먹튀 검증 train 대구오피 send 강남오피 인천오피 찾아보니 avoid thank 출장샵 sink 서천출장만남 청주출장만남 play 안전놀이터 renounce 검증 메이저놀이터 toss 광주오피 describe 대구오피 오피타임 injure waylay hug 채팅만남 swell 광양출장샵 화천출장마사지 convert 먹튀검증 tear 먹튀검증 검증 set 업소사이트 prepare 오피스타 오피스타 여러가지 water sail 콜걸 remove 하남출장마사지 과천출장샵 sate 라이브스코어 grant 꽁머니 사이트 꽁머니 사이트 soothe 오피사이트 찾아보니 유흥사이트 전주오피 endure face mean 타이마사지 progress 금산출장마사지 영주출장마사지 plead 토토 please 먹튀검증소 토토사이트 warn 밤의전쟁 remain 유흥사이트 인천오피 distribute impeach vary 소개팅 어플 abash 장흥출장샵 단양출장샵 confuse 먹튀사이트 exclude 라이브스코어 토토사이트 refuse 부천오피 pass 오피 인천오피 co-operate protect immure 소개팅 어플 후기 clutch 용인출장만남 태안출장마사지 ache 슈어맨 dig 라이브스코어 슈어맨 nip 오피 justify 인천달리기 부산달리기 stride hurl hurry 플메톡 fix 대전출장만남 화성출장만남 impose 검증 mistake 슈어맨 안전놀이터 bet 유흥사이트 guard 울산오피 오피쓰 smooth tap water 지역채팅 opine 익산출장마사지 대전출장만남 pat 배트맨토토 uproot 안전놀이터 슈어맨 do 인천오피 check 오피 오피스타 scowl stride salve 만남사이트 scarify 영천출장마사지 안양출장안마 pardon 먹튀검증소 innovate 검증 베트맨토토 bind 오피타임 kill 오피가이드 부산오피 attract blur live 채팅사이트 admit 안산출장샵 의정부출장안마 abash 토토사이트 report 사설토토 네임드사다리 mould 강남오피 bleed 부산달리기 밤의전쟁 kill arrest scan 콜걸 hate 해남출장만남 서귀포출장마사지 dive 꽁머니 사이트 promise 꽁머니 토토 메이저놀이터 express 오피 stop 오피타임 대전오피 remove approach print

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 부천풀싸롱 텀블러 안전모드 사라짐 밤의전투 대전안마 수원풀싸롱 풍속점 밤의전투 성남오피

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남안마 떡방 텀블러 밤의전투 수원풀싸롱

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 부산오피 동영상 찾는 사이트 밤의전투 부산안마 부산룸싸롱 텀블러 bl 밤의전투 광주안마

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 업소사이트 충주 휴게텔 밤의전투 광주오피 업소사이트 도서관 야동 밤의전투 수원풀싸롱

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 부천풀싸롱 전주 오피스텔 밤의전투 대전오피 부천오피 친동생 야동 밤의전투 부산룸싸롱

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 유흥사이트 아이돌 합사 밤의전투 강남룸싸롱 대구오피 야동 바로보기 밤의전투 수원풀싸롱

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