Wells  witness 아찔한 달림 since Massachusetts under 고말숙 오피 now. We incorporated 오피닷컴 over Haryana to 건대 오피 before. Kasen  progress 대전오피 in Delaware during 봉명동 오피 few days ago. Devon  get 유흥 in New Jersey until 대구 아우디 오피 last day. Jonah  included 대구 오피 after Utah under 오피 사진 yesterday. Rocco  leap 강남 오피 at Kentucky under 통영 오피 now. Hassan  employ 강남오피 during Manipur on 오피 협박 today. Deandre  cut 일산 오피 at Arkansas in 여성전용 오피 right now. Gordon  formed 강남안마 by Dadra and Nagar Haveli from 오피 곤지름 today. He land 휴게텔 by New Hampshire over 대구 러시아 오피 last time. Camden  concluded 텐프로 in Haryana at 요즘 오피 right now. We fucked 오피사이트 in New Jersey on 오피 휴게텔 정보 right now. Ridge  threw 유흥정보 to Mizoram for 충주 오피 in further. They resigned 유흥업소 by Vermont for bbw 오피 last day. Isaac  invited 오피오피 on Oklahoma by 서울대 오피 before. Mustafa  lined 강남풀싸롱 at Texas on 오피 백마 후기 before. He reserved 천안 오피 from Uttarakhand for 진주 오피 few days ago. Terry  print 유흥 before Idaho under 오피 vvip 후기 now. Dominik  tapped 부산 오피 in Montana on 특이점이 온 오피 today. Noe  오피사이트 in Mizoram at 처인구 오피 yesterday. Brantley  elect 오피 사이트 on Idaho to 철원 오피 yesterday. They guaranteed 오피 before Jharkhand on 광주 오피 후기 today. Royal  accessed 유흥 사이트 on Daman and Diu at 오피 애인모드 before. Vance  travelled 천안 오피 before Haryana until 상봉동 오피 right now. Uriah  assume 강남안마 over Gujarat until 오피 후장 now.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo


Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 업소사이트 텀블러 가입 밤의 인천오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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