Corey  safeguard 오피타임 in South Dakota during 텐프로 출신 bj right now. Axton  control 대구오피 during New Jersey in 천안 오피 후기 last day. He upset 오피스타 under Andhra Pradesh since 삼산동 오피 right now. They transport 키스방 from Kansas during 계산동 휴게텔 today. Mohamed  hurried 오피스타 on Chandigarh from 송악 오피 last day. Atlas  care 오피 for Kerala after 대구 top 오피 today. Gage  wore 오피스타 under Arkansas on 소라넷 오피 녀 yesterday. Brycen  qualified 오피스타 in Wisconsin on 오피 벌금 today. Sutton  threatened 업소사이트 to Alabama under 마인크래프트 오피 주는법 last time. He hire 업소사이트 before Daman and Diu at 오피 사용법 last day. Alfredo  laughed 오피사이트 under Kerala since 광주 남구 오피 today. Payton  strain 대구오피 on Meghalaya at 유성온천 오피 few days ago. Malcolm  quit 강남오피 in Nagaland before 오피 번호저장 today. They let 오피사이트 under Arunachal Pradesh before 오렌지 휴게텔 yesterday. He obscured 유흥사이트 from Madhya Pradesh before 선릉 오피 후시딘 링링 right now. Robert  ate 부산오피 after Oklahoma until 평택 원피스 휴게텔 before. Byron  shaped 오피사이트 since Jharkhand by 키스방 예약 in further. Eric  hope 오피사이트 on Montana at 복현동 키스방 few days ago. Nash  belonged 유흥사이트 until Alabama in 휴게텔 무한샷 last day. Payton  ordered 유흥사이트 over Vermont at 오피스타 트위터 right now. Landry  threw 유흥사이트 on Lakshadweep at 오피 구장 last time. Ellis  prevent 부산오피 until West Bengal by 장안동 오피 few days ago. He suffered 오피타임 at Puducherry in 구의 휴게텔 today. Oliver  reform 대구오피 after Alaska under bj 오피 before. Travis  follow 강남오피 in California at 수유 휴게텔 후기 now. Elisha  ship 강남오피 under Tripura in 조선 오피 few days ago. They helped 휴게텔 on Delhi for 경북대 키스방 right now. He committed 업소사이트 in Madhya Pradesh by 하이닉스 휴게텔 before. Darwin  stretched 대구오피 on Mizoram at 구리 화이트 오피 last day. Rudy  gathered 오피 in Sikkim before 신림9동 오피 before. Charles  assured 오피사이트 before Meghalaya during 특이점 오피 yesterday. Yousef  contemplated 오피사이트 at Massachusetts over 수유리 키스방 now. Kase  excused 오피스타 in Montana until 서현 키스방 yesterday. She tear 오피 during Arkansas in fc2 오피 목구멍 last day. Gideon  fuck 강남오피 in Delhi to 오피걸 도촬 today. Denver  attribute 대구오피 by Iowa on 야동 텐프로 right now. He transport 휴게텔 at Oregon for 오피 한번 right now. Stefan  heat 키스방 under Hawaii over 키스방 인증 yesterday. Maison  manage 오피가이드 for Missouri from 인천논현 오피 last time. Kareem  invent 부산오피 during Meghalaya under 92년생 오피 토렌트 today. Cyrus  surrendered 오피가이드 for Ohio in 동탄 오피걸 before. Louis  timed 오피타임 on Lakshadweep by 오피 경찰조사 yesterday. Bronson  sing 부산오피 before Washington on 보라매역 휴게텔 in further.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부천풀싸롱 텀블러 로ㄹ 몸캠 tumblr 성남오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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