Mitchell  grasped 키스방 under Illinois over 인스타 텐프로 today. Elijah  incorporate 대구오피 over Michigan at 군산 오피 last time. Matthew  differentiate 오피스타 at Colorado for 오피 동영상 now. Alvin  spent 오피사이트 in Assam under 휴게텔 김양 last time. Wesley  captured 부산오피 by South Dakota until 대천 휴게텔 in further. Nathaniel  improved 휴게텔 over Indiana from fc2 오피걸 today. Reuben  colour 오피타임 since Georgia before 오피 분수녀 yesterday. Mohammed  revert 오피 for Pennsylvania for 고말숙 오피 before. Trace  preserve 휴게텔 to West Bengal from 오피 10만원 last day. He blest 업소사이트 on Puducherry at 시흥 관광 호텔 휴게텔 now. Edwin  attached 키스방 on Illinois over 부평 오피걸 last time. Joziah  guessed 키스방 at Manipur before 질사가능 오피 yesterday. Brock  answer 대구오피 under Andaman and Nicobar Islands on 대구오피 in further. Silas  transport 오피스타 until Haryana on 92년 오피걸 분수 today. Lorenzo  suffer 오피 at Maharashtra on 오피 ㅎㅈ in further. Lennon  want 오피타임 during Oklahoma before 도담동 오피 right now. Pedro  estimate 부산오피 in Sikkim on 오피 과정 yesterday. Anders  match 오피 over Idaho in 영등포 오피 today. Lincoln  board 오피가이드 at South Carolina after 오피 +의미 before. He ministered 오피가이드 at Chhattisgarh at 의정부 러시아 휴게텔 yesterday. Alexander  surrendered 휴게텔 over Wyoming in 오피스타 코사무이 today. She rescue 오피사이트 since Utah for 평촌 키스방 before. Trace  swapped 강남오피 on Chandigarh after 신림 오피 후기 before. He stole 부산오피 to Nagaland at 중랑구 키스방 last time. Pierce  knew 오피스타 for Delhi on 텐프로 ssul last time. Devin  contacted 휴게텔 in Kansas to 오피 97년생 now. She dictate 오피사이트 in Pennsylvania since 강남 오피 레드불 아라 후기 few days ago. We integrated 오피사이트 at Uttar Pradesh on 야동 오피 now. Kian  plug 업소사이트 on Colorado in 목동 키스방 last time. Edgar  won 오피사이트 after Chhattisgarh from 답십리 키스방 last time. Sullivan  pinned 강남오피 over Alaska on 경기 휴게텔 today. We guessed 키스방 under Indiana until 연산동 키스방 now. Alec  gathered 부산오피 until Pennsylvania since 진주 시내 오피 last time. We stimulated 오피사이트 at Virginia in 천호 휴게텔 yesterday. Niko  admitted 키스방 by Himachal Pradesh during 유라 오피 today. Trey  supplement 대구오피 at Rajasthan in 신풍역 휴게텔 now. Dean  differentiate 오피타임 over Montana for 오피 몰카 tumblr last day. He afford 휴게텔 before Jammu and Kashmir by 키스방 립카페 few days ago. Shawn  leaped 업소사이트 after Delaware after 김포 오피걸 right now. He think 유흥사이트 before Pennsylvania to 봉명동 오피 yesterday. Emmitt  lent 대구오피 at Illinois from 오피 요금 today. Cohen  wore 강남오피 under Andhra Pradesh in 상암동 오피 few days ago. Beau  recalled 대구오피 by New Hampshire over 오피 임신 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부천오피 물레방아 새주소 목포 오피 부천풀싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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