강남오피 offset 강남안마 오피 강간 consign 풀싸롱 vvip 오피 레깅스룸 broadcast 풀싸롱 인천 오피 bid 대구의밤 휴게텔 vs 오피 텐프로 trap 업소 오피 주의사항 crush 오피타임 금촌 오피 강남안마 water 대구달리기 오피 tumblr happen 레깅스룸 노량진 오피 업소사이트 fulfil 유흥사이트 오피 존스쿨 regret 오피닷컴 구의 오피 풀싸롱 implant 인천달리기 오피 블랙리스트 feed 키스방 오피 조루 대구달리기 찾다보니 레깅스룸 오피 여친 pacify 셔츠룸 오피 도촬 부산오피 smash 업소 안마 오피 purify 인천달리기 오피 1박 레깅스룸 tell 유흥업소 달동 오피 roll 대전오피 궁 오피 강남안마 cycle 유흥 안마 오피 차이 celebrate 부산달리기 오피 마사지 오피스타 succeed 인천달리기 오피 실장일 할때 썰 buzz 부천오피 오피 여친 썰 오피스타 jump 유흥 모란 오피 shape 오피스타 타이 오피 유흥업소 sap 대구달리기 오피 면접 bleed 부산달리기 노원역 오피 강남안마 awake 강남오피 양재 오피 course 부산오피 강남 오피 단속 대구오피 celebrate 풀싸롱 오피 실사 얼굴 part 부산달리기 대구 캣츠 오피 유흥사이트 dream 인천달리기 오피 신음 인증 share 오피가이드 오피 후까시 셔츠룸 forecast 부천오피 오피 위험 swear 유흥사이트 종로 오피 부산달리기 찾아보니 대전오피 오피 한달에 lead 셔츠룸 방이역 오피 부천오피 crib 오피타임 상주시 오피 moo 풀싸롱 시흥 오피 오피닷컴 succeed 풀싸롱 발산역 오피 count 유흥업소 포항 오피 강남오피 pay 오피타임 부천 오피 kill 유흥업소 부산대 오피 강남안마 insult 레깅스룸 애널가능 오피 rattle 강남오피 오피 뺀찌 업소 rest 대구달리기 여고딩 오피 sit 인천달리기 중리동 오피

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 천안오피 빈유 야동 리얼 텀블러 울산오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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