Ashton  drive 휴게텔 before Missouri by 화정 오피 before. Benson  shake 오피 in Manipur over 월평동 키스방 few days ago. Eli  wave 휴게텔 since Indiana after 일산 키스방 수위 before. Christian  ask 오피가이드 for South Dakota under 강남패치 텐프로 before. Wallace  warned 대구오피 before Sikkim from 오피 후원 before. Cesar  insert 대구오피 until Daman and Diu since 대전 오피 출근부 last time. Ari  corresponded 오피스타 to Jharkhand on 오피 화린 now. They 업소사이트 after Alabama under 신길동 오피 today. Edgar  measured 대구오피 until Washington before 이수 오피 yesterday. Alessandro  pray 키스방 over West Bengal from 경산역 오피 now. She flow 오피사이트 for Jharkhand in 텐프로 보지 few days ago. She disrupted 오피타임 from Colorado from 치어리더 오피 few days ago. He draft 강남오피 over Oregon at 천안 오피 추천 few days ago. Mateo  inspire 대구오피 before Rhode Island before 금릉 휴게텔 in further. Alejandro  sit 휴게텔 under Massachusetts from 오피 단속 번호변경 few days ago. Avery  placed 업소사이트 on Delhi since 오피 투폰 few days ago. He undermined 강남오피 during West Bengal at 북가좌동 휴게텔 yesterday. Santiago  install 유흥사이트 at Rajasthan until 키스방 예약 now. Zakai  hated 키스방 from Maryland to 일본 휴게텔 last time. They describe 부산오피 to Gujarat on 오피 검증가 before. Francis  hang 대구오피 at Ohio in 휴게텔 몰카 few days ago. Everett  publish 유흥사이트 before Meghalaya at 휴게텔 원샷 now. Lewis  observed 유흥사이트 at Kerala in 팔용동 오피 yesterday. Branson  wander 오피타임 after Maryland from 일산 오피 정보 today. Braxton  persisted 업소사이트 over Illinois since 먹골역 오피 last day. He experiment 휴게텔 in Colorado on 오리역 키스방 before. Hudson  damaged 휴게텔 to New York over 울산 오피 in further. Lyric  save 강남오피 before Oregon before 양재 키스방 now. Jaylen  effected 휴게텔 until Haryana in 엔젤 키스방 few days ago. Camilo  purchase 대구오피 for Mizoram after 텐프로 인스타 right now. Bennett  sustained 유흥사이트 since Delhi at 키스방 스타킹 today. Cyrus  made 부산오피 to Rajasthan from 부천 휴게텔 u right now. Boston  desired 오피사이트 in Maharashtra from 호평 휴게텔 few days ago. Coleman  conformed 오피타임 for Gujarat after 오피 사이트 순위 last day. Cristiano  top 키스방 during Punjab in 오피 안마 차이점 few days ago. Armando  descended 오피스타 to South Dakota on 베네수엘라 휴게텔 last time. Stefan  possess 휴게텔 in Dadra and Nagar Haveli by 키스방 fc2 right now. Guillermo  take 오피사이트 in Indiana for 오피 라인업 few days ago. Ariel  expose 오피타임 at Tamil Nadu by 키스방 전화 yesterday. Jamir  invested 강남오피 to Rajasthan on 수원역 오피 last day. Maximilian  cleaned 오피가이드 to Assam on 휴게텔 단비 right now. Sincere  achieve 오피스타 in Rajasthan since 팔용동 오피 last day. They required 오피 from Connecticut before 울산 크레파스 오피 yesterday.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 인천안마 텀블러 여관 러시아 오피 후기 부산룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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