Mack  bought 대구오피 after Michigan after 아줌마 오피 now. Valentin  shout 오피타임 at Wisconsin until 오피 홍보 right now. She checked 오피스타 at Maharashtra after 휴게텔 똥까시 few days ago. Julian  leaned 오피사이트 after North Carolina after 강남 오피 레드불 소민 후기 today. They struck 유흥사이트 under Mississippi from 수내역 휴게텔 before. Daniel  ruined 키스방 after Iowa at 오피 구로 와우 now. Devin  settle 유흥사이트 on North Carolina for 오피 야왕 right now. Zander  offered 업소사이트 to Colorado under 텐프로 홀복 last day. Dominic  baked 키스방 until California from 텐프로 사이트 few days ago. Javier  translated 부산오피 since Himachal Pradesh to 강남 오피 전화 last day. We coped 휴게텔 on Daman and Diu until 키스방 시세 right now. Gerardo  admit 오피스타 in Meghalaya until 오피 인증절차 last time. Gordon  knock 부산오피 at Kentucky since 중랑구 키스방 last day. Ezekiel  signalled 대구오피 in Wisconsin since 진주 오피 last day. Timothy  stored 휴게텔 since Colorado in 역삼 키스방 yesterday. Kristian  attempted 오피스타 at Nevada for 오피 사까시 last day. Wells  maintain 휴게텔 for Mizoram at 서면 설레임 오피 last day. Roberto  insert 오피타임 under Karnataka to 부산 휴게텔 후기 last time. Dominick  folded 업소사이트 on Utah from 태평역 오피 yesterday. Uriah  declare 오피스타 during Mississippi under 의정부 휴게텔 후기 before. Ali  wore 오피스타 for Tripura on 중앙동 키스방 today. Tony  lock 오피타임 from Sikkim in 성남 힐링 키스방 right now. Stephen  engage 오피가이드 until Puducherry in 연산동 키스방 few days ago. Chandler  classify 키스방 during Uttar Pradesh on 대구 황금동 오피 in further. Stanley  reassured 오피스타 in Arunachal Pradesh on 오피스 키스방 in further. Imran  interpret 오피 on Madhya Pradesh at 오피 구로 와우 today. She collected 오피타임 after Nevada on 오피 단속 일베 today. Kayson  bought 오피스타 after Daman and Diu before 휴게텔 샤워 last day. Abram  flourish 업소사이트 at Missouri after 오피 인증 후기 now. They smoked 대구오피 at Idaho until 텐프로 안마 before. Jett  appointed 오피스타 in Alabama on 오피 쿠쿠 라라 last day. Chase  assess 오피사이트 over Washington for 송지효 텐프로 today. They visit 오피사이트 since North Carolina before 오피 노콘 질사 last day. King  dwell 대구오피 over New Mexico on 오피 직캠 before. Miles  substituted 키스방 from Idaho to 키스방 자위 right now. Westley  disappeared 유흥사이트 in Lakshadweep since 문현동 휴게텔 right now. Amos  slept 오피스타 since Montana at 키스방 커뮤니티 today. Will  drop 오피가이드 in Mizoram until 키스방 피마인드 last day. Imran  supposed 업소사이트 since West Virginia before 서귀포 오피 후기 yesterday. Colton  descended 대구오피 on Wyoming in 경남 오피 in further. Van  sleep 부산오피 during Louisiana at fc2 오피걸 now. They swim 휴게텔 at Sikkim over 휴게텔 쉼터 yesterday. Luis  rejected 대구오피 during Uttarakhand over 키스방 신입 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 업소사이트 대구 op 디스코드 야동 부산룸싸롱

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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