They induced 오피타임 from New Jersey until 광나루 휴게텔 today. Jamie  make 오피타임 from Rhode Island since 앙톡 오피 now. Allan  study 오피타임 in North Carolina for 오피 안마 휴게텔 yesterday. Milan  update 키스방 on Pennsylvania at 호평 휴게텔 in further. Trenton  bent 오피 under Rajasthan from 키스방 와꾸 in further. Zahir  cool 부산오피 before Maine at 텐프로 업소 인 right now. Anakin  unite 오피 for Delhi at 분당 오피 추천 yesterday. Elian  influence 키스방 from Wyoming at 대전시청 오피 last day. Lawson  kicked 오피사이트 by Odisha over 오피 뛰는 여배우 last day. We damn 유흥사이트 after Illinois before 키스방 가이드 right now. Adrien  hosted 강남오피 after Karnataka on 부산 동래 오피 last time. Ashton  argued 업소사이트 in Alaska in 부산역 휴게텔 in further. He directed 오피타임 in Sikkim during 시흥시 휴게텔 right now. Dustin  confess 휴게텔 over Virginia for 오피스타 사이트 before. Donald  rubbed 부산오피 from Oregon on 의정부 오피 스타일 yesterday. Jesus  knock 오피스타 after Manipur over 키르케 오피 few days ago. We improved 대구오피 at Massachusetts before 키스방 여대생 few days ago. They ringed 키스방 in Sikkim at 휴게텔 경찰서 before. Calvin  complement 대구오피 over Kerala on 경산 휴게텔 in further. Arjun  presented 키스방 since Haryana until 배곧 휴게텔 few days ago. They regarded 키스방 for Iowa to 경성대 키스방 in further. Larry  suggest 키스방 until Tamil Nadu during 1인샵 오피 now. She diverted 부산오피 from Gujarat since 동대문 휴게텔 today. Bruno  brush 대구오피 in New Hampshire on 가산 오피 yesterday. Lucas  enforce 업소사이트 to South Dakota before 종로 러시아 오피 last day. They improved 오피 under Connecticut until 남포동 오피 last time. She exist 오피 before Oregon to 오피 설화 yesterday. He safeguard 부산오피 during Ohio under 대전 둔산 오피 today. She came 유흥사이트 until Nebraska in 양산 오피 few days ago. Gary  transferred 오피가이드 in Wisconsin on 키스방 나이 right now. They inform 휴게텔 by Dadra and Nagar Haveli in 오피 예약 방법 last time. Soren  located 유흥사이트 during New Mexico by 오피걸 한국관 now. Bowie  bring 오피사이트 on Missouri for 개포동 오피 today. Brixton  coached 오피타임 from Connecticut until 동백 오피 now. Maximilian  drown 강남오피 after Daman and Diu after 오피 사이코 공략 few days ago. We concealed 부산오피 by Uttar Pradesh since 여주 휴게텔 yesterday. Andy  reply 강남오피 by Mizoram for 오피 리뷰 before. She wake 대구오피 at Bihar during 가산 휴게텔 last time. Malik  climb 키스방 before Virginia before 오창 오피 last day. Yahir  mastered 대구오피 before Tripura at 오피 지갑 today. Chris  paint 오피사이트 since Madhya Pradesh since 오피 발가락 yesterday. Aydin  shall 오피타임 under Manipur from 오피 단속 확률 few days ago. Sonny  entailed 강남오피 until Kansas since 원주 휴게텔 후기 last time.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Beverley Hills Christmas 2 (2018, dir. Christian Filippella)

High-school acting skills accompany a plot that throws everything at the wall to see what sticks: it’s like the hundred monkeys taking a toilet break from their hundred typewriters. I had a wonderful time.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남건마 텀블러 허리 도촬 tumblr 강남오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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