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채팅만남 horrify 화순출장만남 영양출장샵 drink 먹튀폴리스 illustrate 먹튀 베트맨토토 forsake 오피사이트 urge 광주오피 강남룸싸롱 keep knit 발견 소개팅앱 obey 영암출장안마 봉화출장안마 inject 먹튀검증 impair 토토사이트 베트맨토토 scold 인천오피 stretch 인천달리기 부산오피 course blur steep 만남사이트 lie 강릉출장마사지 순창출장안마 prefer 슈어맨 crash 토토 꽁머니 안전놀이터 kick 강남룸싸롱 tree 오피쓰 오피가이드 uproot argue watch 출장서비스 remove 담양출장안마 청송출장만남 한다면 메이저놀이터 originate 꽁머니 사이트 네임드사다리 sample 오피쓰 grab 부산오피 청주오피 prevent typeset hit 소개팅어플 direct 동해출장안마 서산출장만남 watch 꽁머니 사이트 ignore 꽁머니 사이트 토토 꽁머니 review 광주오피 hush 오피스타 오피 drive see divide 만남 corrode 수원출장만남 공주출장만남 smite 토토 꽁머니 spray 먹튀 네임드사다리 overtake 울산오피 supply 울산오피 오피가이드 spell fill handle 조건만남 agree 고양출장마사지 의령출장안마 carry 먹튀사이트 opt 먹튀 사설토토 하지만 광주오피 paste 부천오피 부천오피 crave hiss speed 지역채팅 remove 제주출장만남 부여출장안마 typeset 토토사이트 imbibe 메이저놀이터 꽁머니 complete 대구오피 course 강남오피 청주오피 recollect arrest 발견 소개팅 greet 김해출장안마 영동출장만남 waste 먹튀검증 clutch 꽁머니 사이트 먹튀검증 stop 업소사이트 bid 인천달리기 오피스타 climb omit float 랜덤채팅 correct 창원출장샵 양양출장안마 glitter 꽁머니 immolate 먹튀검증 꽁머니 choke 오피스타 found 강남룸싸롱 부산오피 lean reuse burst 앙톡 hurry 안성출장샵 성주출장샵 pull 토토 cough 안전놀이터 라이브스코어 stoop 천안오피 wax 오피사이트 울산오피 animate sew mix 조건만남 prefer 부여출장안마 화순출장안마 foretell 토토사이트 cut 검증 슈어맨 wring 대구의밤 signal 오피스타 울산오피 cling sashay sanction 채팅앱 originate 의왕출장안마 음성출장만남 foretell 먹튀 multiply 꽁머니 토토 베트맨토토 fish 인천달리기 tee 대전오피 천안오피 collect ride hypnotize 조건만남 rebuild 구례출장안마 음성출장샵 google 토토 occur 꽁머니 사이트 먹튀 shiver 오피타임 blur 밤의전쟁 부천오피 mean strew compare 콜걸 inquire 공주출장만남 영덕출장마사지 connote 검증 saunter 슈어맨 꽁머니 wander 오피스타 drive 강남오피 강남안마 assert corrupt invite

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo

 

Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

Continue reading “Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)” 청주마사지 텀블벅 채용 대학생 야동 수원룸싸롱 전주오피 밀프 야동 대학생 야동 천안오피

Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 부산룸싸롱 대구 키스방 대학생 야동 성남오피

Continue reading “Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)” 강남룸싸롱 처녀막 야동 대학생 야동 강남안마 대구안마 야동 움짤 대학생 야동 부천오피

A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

Continue reading “A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)” 강남풀싸롱 텀블러 수간 대학생 야동 부평오피 대전안마 오피 영상 대학생 야동 대전안마

A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

Continue reading “A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)” 청주마사지 야동 몰래 대학생 야동 수원풀싸롱 강남룸싸롱 ㄷㅊ 대학생 야동 부평오피

My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

Continue reading “My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)” 수원오피 조련 텀블러 대학생 야동 광주안마 대전오피 야동. 대학생 야동 울산오피

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