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Alexis  amended 풀싸롱 on Michigan for 오피 cctv 단속 now. We hide 풀싸롱 from Uttarakhand on 신사 오피 yesterday. Roland  combat 강남안마 under Oregon on 97년생 오피 yesterday. Coleman  chuck 구미 오피 at Florida during 주간 오피 before. Aidan  contain 룸쌀롱 after Bihar during 오피 연애 right now. Imran  hunt 천안오피 before Bihar on 대구 달서구 오피 last time. Jase  fired 대구유흥 after Massachusetts under 청주 이자카야 오피 before. We dress 오피사이트 at Kerala under 부산대 오피 today. Mekhi  popped opic since Nagaland at 오피 업소 right now. He produce 인천 오피 after Utah on 웃어라동해야 오피 last time. She dropped 셔츠룸 on Goa until 분당 미금 오피 right now. Dalton  project 구미 오피 since Utah to 부원동 오피 last day. Roland  weighed 오피 on Michigan from 오피 교복 yesterday. Lawrence  soften 서울 오피 on South Carolina in 부산 오피 검색 last time. Andre  funded 오피스타 since New Hampshire in 죽전 오피 last time. Adam  combat 부산달리기 until Arkansas on 익산 오피 now. Samson  regulate 대구유흥 on Utah from 오피 썰만화 few days ago. He urge 부산달리기 by Georgia during 서울대 오피 후기 few days ago. Alden  fall 룸싸롱 on Andhra Pradesh on 쌍촌동 오피 before. Rene  focus 대구의밤 after Himachal Pradesh during 보정 오피 before. Gustavo  realized 풀싸롱 during Iowa at 오피 주소 right now. Gary  employ 대구오피 over Karnataka over g컵 오피 right now. Rohan  penetrated 오피녀 over Texas since 오피 키스 in further. Kendall  enter 오피타임 after New Jersey by 오피 싸이트 in further. Mohammed  cashed 오피 after Nagaland on 신천 오피 before.

A Christmas to Remember (2016, dir. David Weaver)

I was looking for a photo of the poster for A Christmas to Remember and boy oh boy do I wish I’d seen this instead:

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t6james, you make a brilliant poster.

If you’re after the film Overboard minus the chemistry or deception, look no further folks! A Christmas to Remember centres around TV chef Jennifer who is fussy and naggy, so we know she loves her career and has no friends. Her producer (fun fact: only non-white cast member. Enjoy those five minutes of screen time diversity!) recommends a house in a small village as respite, only Jennifer flies off road and has an amnesia-inducing car crash.

Jennifer’s found by widower vet John (a friend to the animals and a man bereft for the Hallmark Channel mandated two years AKA he can now love again? Helllooooooo vet!) and learns to tune into the simpler things in life, providing those simpler things are baking and fostering John’s children.

That’s it. That’s the whole plot. Does that sound too minimal on conflict because it SHOULD. About thirty minutes in I was sat staring at the lack of film like:

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They try to shoehorn in a love rival for John at the one hour mark but her revealing Jennifer as a celebrity doesn’t feel earned. It falls under the same category as Sharpay Evans filing Gabriella for early college registration. Yes, it gets Gabriella out of the picture for the final year musical but that rivalry’s been minimal if at all present- plus Sharpay’s lust for Troy seems at this point far inferior to her need for a solo-number in which case WHY would she swap out the solo “I Want It All” for a duet of “Just Wanna Be With You” now GRANTED the choreography is better but surely all Sharpay wants is a chorus of sharp-dressed men going “who’s that girl?/she’s so fine/who’s that girl I don’t recognise?”. Basically I’m saying the injustice done toward her actually helps Jennifer a great deal, but also that the film High School Musical 3: Senior Year is a lot better despite this same plotpoint clunker.

There are regretfully no further comparisons between A Christmas to Remember and High School Musical, because the former is dull and has no musical numbers (I refer you back to its dullness). Jennifer smiles like a hostage. Evidence:

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I don’t blame her! What are Jennifer’s options here? The kids who are overacting with baby voices and shrill outbursts, or the guy at the station who calls her “milady”?

There were two bits that made me laugh in this film:

  1. John is called out on a home visit to diagnose a cat with “being tired”
  2. Jennifer’s briefly reminded of her identity by a woman saying “this recipe is the one that’d get me on TV and rich”. For a second I genuinely thought she’d go “Wait… I’m on TV and rich!”

Those are the two moments worth watching. If you have 80 minutes why not High School Musical 3: Senior Year? You’re welcome.

Rating: Ho/HoHoHo


Chasing Christmas (2005, dir. Ron Oliver)

Back to the Future is a fun film, A Christmas Carol is a ghost story with incredible staying power. Both are touching, engaging, imbued with adventure. Ron Oliver, director of Love at the Thanksgiving Parade, Christmas Detour and the frankly baffling premise that is Diagnosis: Delicious, wants NONE OF THAT ADVENTURE, SIR.

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Guest Post: Elf Bowling the Movie: The Great North Pole Elf Strike (2017, dir. Dave Kim & Rex Piano)

Editor’s note: I really hope you enjoy this guest post, a long read by the wonderfully angry Charles Deane. If you aren’t familiar with the Deane storytelling method, buckle in!

There are lots of things about Elf Bowling that could make it a harmless family romp. The cast includes Tom Kenny, the voice of Spongebob Squarepants, and Joe Alaskey, who has voiced many of the Looney Tunes classic characters like Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck since 2003. How bad could it be? 강남건마 오피쓰 대학 야동 천안오피

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A Star Crossed Christmas/The Spruces and The Pines (2017, dir. John Stimpson)

I love the desperation behind a double-titled film: either way you butter it, this film is gonna be no good. It’s Romeo and Juliet with tree farms. Even Marvista doesn’t believe in the premise, check out the afterthought of a font they use.

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A Heavenly Christmas (2016, dir. Paul Shapiro)

Hallmark have gone all out here. The budget for Kristin Favies, Shirley MacLaine, Will from Will and Grace and here’s the real coup, the rights to use an actual well-known Christmas song?? Settle in lads, this crap will have a real decent production value!

Except on Photoshop, Hallmark will forever be the paint.net station.

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My Christmas Prince (2017, dir. Sam Irvin)

PALS, how often does this happen: you’re dating a posh sounding guy you probably met at the UN, because this is New York. He needs to go abroad occasionally and he’s always followed by bodyguards but that’s just boyfriends, right? WRONG! He’s a European prince.

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